Thief.
Such a simple word, that describes me perfectly. I'm notorious and rightly so. I've worked hard for my reputation.
Although, I'm not always considered a thief, but I like to call myself one. I'm not just your generic thief, I steal a lot more.
I'm unique.
You'll always see me on the news for my latest steal. I'll be the next topic your friends bring up, the main fascination of the coroner.
My favourite headlines are "mass murderer", "rapid rapist", "breaching burglar,"masterful mugger", and the "bullet-fast gunman". They're not really cleaver, especially the last one, but hey. It's punny.
Now, what I steal doesn't always have monetary value. It's things that are considered valuable when they're gone.
Like your privacy.
Dignity.
Virginity.
Body.
Life.
I steal to enjoy what YOU don't value.
See you soon.
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I condone none of these, as I'm sure you all know. Don't do it kids.
Stay Awesome, my sweet sauces!
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