Idubbbz was in the kitchen cooking breakfast for his beautiful girlfriend who, as he thought, was sound asleep in their bedroom, but really, Maxmoefoe was in the bathroom with a concerned look on his face.
His eyes were shut tightly so he wouldn't have to see what was in front of him.
A pregnancy test.
The clock was ticking and with each second Max was getting more and more anxious. His period was late, 15 years too late.
It may have been the fact that he was a grown man but max was still worried, his nipples were sensitive and he had the whole morning vomiting thing and a weird craving for pickles and whip cream (even though he got that the other night with edups if u know what I mean)
Anyways max looked up his symptoms on some search engine, and after being told he may be pregnant he found himself here.... in the bathroom... taking a pregnancy test.
Finally the alarm went off, and Maxmoefoe's eyes fluttered open.
He rushed to the test and looked.
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For some wild reason, Filthy Frank and that other dude was there, they walked in Ian's and Max's house with a freshly baked human cake and shit tons of alcohol.
Ian greeted the two and vomited at the sight of the cake. (Maybe a little vomit got on the cake but who cares they were gonna have a picnic And vomit everywhere anyways)
Then Max walked into the room with the test in hand, and quietly said the words.
"Guys I'm pregnant"
Edups started freaking the fuck OUT (but he didn't show it)
His beautiful girlfriend was pregnant with his child.
The three guys, (instead of questioning why a man was pregnant) all celebrated and congratulated the two.
Over the course of 9 months, they had a baby shower and even had a wedding for Ian and Max.
And when it was time, they went to the Hospital and their doctor was a woman, but women can't have jobs, so they changed their doctor for John Cena (who had no PhD or any experience with labor and delivery but he was a man so there's that)
The delivery was smooth, (aside from max screaming and crying BC a child was stretching out from his urethra)
Then John Cena pulled out a kid and yelled
"ITS A BOI"
Then Ian started crying cuz he's a lil bITCH.
Anyways the nurses, Bantu and Pinky, congratulated Ian and Max.
They named their kid Rolf, and for some reason he was born 9 years old,
Or 11,
Or 13 idk
But the lil shit changed his name to Jacob and got obsessed with musicallys and then drops some stupid ass song about a sweatshirt.
But I mean whatever I guess.
