Lot's-o-Ways To Annoy Your Parents

1-25 Ways

1) Moo when they say your name

2) Switch the light on and off a few times then say: "Ohh I get it!"

3) Talk to inanimate objects i.e. A pen

4) While your taking a bath or a shower yell: "I'm drowing!"

5) After anything that they say yell: "Liar!"

6) Run into walls

7) Pluck out a piece of somebody's hair and yell: "DNA!"

8) Sing really loud around the house (for those daring: In your underwear)

9) Talk to imaginary friends ALL THE TIME

10) Sprawl out on the window and pretend to be a fly

11) Eat your hair

12) Tell them your pet is mocking you, then chase your pet for awhile

13) Ask your parents real quietly, "Excuse me do you have any," then yell "SHOELACES?"

14) Every once in awhile yell: "I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!" then go and grunt your ABC's really loudly

15) Try to climb a wall

16) When shopping, point at multiple things, and then yell "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

17) Cling to them constantly and then say you have separation anxiety

18) Take all the toilet paper in the house, and when they need some, try and sell it to them

19) If they're yelling at you, stare at them blankly, and when they're done say: "Oh, were you talking to me?"

20) Ask do you want fries with that? after everything they say.

21) Pretend to have amnesia

22) Wear a white sheet, and pretend to be a ghost

23) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh even harder when you snort

24) Fill up the tub and drain it a few times. A few times later, get and yell; "MOM, DAD, THE WATER'S COLD!"

25) Prentend to be phone, or sing banana phone loudly. If you don't know how that goes, here it is;

Ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!
Ringaling ling, BANANA PHONE!
It's a cellular... BANANA PHONE!

(Repeat over and over and over again)