Oh okay oh my gosh I just wana say something really quick I know how people are always dissing society and saying oh it sucks and whatever but one good thing just came out of it my little 10 year old brother said something that blew my mind and made me so proud, we where just sitting down on a couch he was on his IPad and I was just sitting on tumbler scrolling and then he was like " Don't you hate it when people use gender rolls , like pink isn't always for girls and boys aren't always stronger than girls." Now I don't know if you understand this but damn society had to reach pretty damn far for this to happen because I'm just happy that a ten year old boy is already against gender rolls and I know he is going to come a long way . Now back to the fanfiction because I know that's all you sick sadists are here for , so here is your word porn - Missy
-(Y/N)- It means your name bitch-
Your POV
Why do people have to get up in the morning ? Why can't we just indefinitely sleep ? That would be nice wouldn't it ? You where pretty damn comfortable right now pressed up against Dan only a clean Black , Grey , and white sheet covering the both of you . If Dan wasn't getting up neither where you . Why you ask ? Because that requires effort, and you don't do effort . As much as you wanted to stay in bed like this slipping in and out of consciousness for another hour you unfortunately had to get up . Again why you ask ? Because you where hungry and you wanted some fucking pancakes . " Dan Move ." You groan out , slapping him lightly on the arm . " Five more minuets mom ." He said sleepily . " Now Daniel your going to be late for school , if you get up now I will pack you extra pudding . " you say trying to imitate his mothers voice . One of his eyes peeks open to look at you . " Will you be my pudding , because in that case I want extra ." Dan rolls of the bed wearing a bed sheet toga and walks off to get changed . Blushing you get up and look around for you clothes I mean they had to be somewhere in here right . Suddenly something is thrown at your face . " Put those on Pudding ." You hear Dan say . You pull the soft items of your face to find Dan's circle T-shirt that would basically be a dress on you and then suddenly you had an idea . " I will be right back ." You said suddenly and ran threw the hall and into your room in only a bed sheet. You run to your closet/dresser ( idfk pick one ) and pull out some lacy stockings ( not the inappropriate ones you bastards ) a braided belt and a leather jacket you pull the stockings onto your legs and then put the shirt on and put the belt on tightly around your waist so it makes the t-shirt look more like a dress and then finally throwing on the leather jacket . Turning around to look into the mirror you find yourself looking at a now fully clothed Dan Howell . "Ten outa ten ." He said with a thumbs up . " let's go eat ." He said grabbing your hand and putting you out of the house , not before you grabbed a hat though the sun might be out today you mustn't let it touch you . Walking hand in hand down the sidewalk you and Dans hands swung back and forth and you Hummed to a Fall out boy / Panic! At the disco / Twenty One Pilotes / My Chemical Romance / Emo Band / Emoband (just pick one okay) song . Dan walked you right up to a little diner with cute little Booths for couples . Dan asked the waitress at the counter for a booth and she led you too over there winking at Dan making you almost growl . Jeez no territorial nonsense yet . A male waiter walked over to you table and gave you a flirty glance without you noticing, " Hello my name is Jack and I will be serving you both today what would you like to order today ?" " Uh, I think we would both like glasses of water and pancakes please ." You say remembering the time Dan , You , and Phil went to this same diner to eat. Dan smiled at you and the looked up to the waiter maybe to ask for something else you weren't sure but before he could say a word the waiter looked down at you and said " You know sweetheart I bet my number would go along good with your pancakes ." You where pretty sure you saw Dan go purple I mean it was a nice color on him you just didn't think his skin should be that color . Before Dan could bite the guy's fingers off slowly and painfully you replied with " No thanks I'm allergic." and went back to not reading Fanfiction on Wattpad what are you talking about . Dan smiled and went on his phone as well probably to look up ways to jar ginger people. When your food finally came after 30 hundred years you are and left leaving no tip for the flirty waiter . You and Dan yet again walked up the side walk to the Three roommates flat probably to binge watch Nexflix and eat too much food for your own health .
And boom that was all the creativity that I had for today I have just been having a really bad week and tears have been included I love you all and I hope you enjoyed this chapter I know it was quite genetic I just hope parts of it made everyone laugh or at least smile because everyone needs to smile sometimes, well again I love you all I hope you enjoyed make sure to Vote, Comment and share this story with everyone but your grandma I think that would be a mistake and first person to tell me what song these lyrics are from WITHOUT looking it up on google gets to ask me 10 questions that I have to answer completely honestly and put them in the next chapter byyyyyyyeee - Missy
" All I am is just a man I want the work in my hands I hate the beach but I stand in California with my toes in the sand , use the sleeves of my sweater let's have an adventure head in the clouds but my gravity's centered ." - Unknown figure it out bitch
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