Me: *thinking in my head
Why do I not have a name? What should I call myself...
*actually says "Squirt, do you have a name for me in my books?"
Squirt: um... no, sorry
Me: unicorn? Do I have a name?
Unicorn: neigh
Everyone: ???
Unicorn: neigh
Me: Ocean?
Ocean: nope...
Me: whatever... maybe the readers will pick my name. Anyways, let's get on to the ask and dares! The first ones from Toadspanish and he says
"I dare Tennis Ball and Rocky to see who can pee the furthest!
Td: um... what?
Gb: Tennis ball will not be participating in that kind of childish thing!
Tb: yeah!
Me: are you serious guys!?
The duo: Yeah!
8 hrs later and still not convincing them
Me: well... um I'm sorry but, then... ROCKY WINS!!!!
Rocky: *vomits on tennis ball
Me: sorry guys... I've tried to do everything I can but Tb and gb's being a meanie!
Gb: Wow! Good use of vocabulary!!
Me: shut up!
Tb: well I'm not doing it! Period.
Me: ugh, anyways... On to the next one! Bubble can you read the next one?
Bubble: sure! She also asks "how many pieces of wood can be cut by the 20 bfdi guys?" It's Minecraft related.
Me: okay they will be playing for an hour!
Firey: 189
Coiny: 186
Snowball: 193
Pen: 403 (he's a video game nerd)
Eraser: 298
Blocky: 179
Tennis ball: 384
Spongy: 378
Rocky: 3 (how was that possible?)
Woody: 0 (he didn't wanna betray his kind)
Yellow face: 121
Gelatin: 294
Fries: 301
Nickel: 278
Lol...
Ruby: Anyways on to the next one
Me: DanganObjectTalia is asking all of you guys, "what is your opinion on Vocaloid?"
Snowball: it's really weird, especially kasane teto, her kasane territory song's wieird, Hatsune miku's okay I guess.
But Rin and Len Kagamine ruined vocaloid. I really hate vocaloid.
Me: how do you know all those vocaloid stuff if you hate it?
Snowball: uh...
Gb: Is Snowball secretly a vocaloid fan??? 😈
Snowball: NO!!!
Me: right... okay.
Bfdi ratings of vocaloid
Firey: 8/10
Leafy: 10/10
Bubble: 20/10
Flower: 4/10
Spongy: 6/10
Rocky: 5/10
Ice cube: 13/10
David: aw seriously!
Pencil: 40/10
Tb: 8/10
Blocky: 7/10
Pen: 10/10
Eraser: ???
Match: 30/10
Snowball: 99999999999999/10
Coiny: 8/10
Gb: ???
Td: ...
Needy-Needle: 10/10
Pin: 9/10
Woody: 6/10
Ruby: 20/10
Book: 3/10
Gelatin: 4/10
Fries: 30/10
Donut: 80/10
Evil Leafy: ???
Puffball: 1000/10
Yellow face: 30/19
Nickel: ???
Bomby: 12/10
Dora: 7/10
Well that's it folks I hope you enjoy this chapter!
Bai
