Me: Hello guys! Dang, it's been a long time since I updated this book. Anyways, we got a lot of dares and ask. First dare's from HeyItsPonyYT and she dares all Bfdi characters dance with each other but her Oc Jelly, is just gonna sit and watch while fangirling. I'm joining her! XD
Jelly: YASSSSS
Everyone: ...
Teardrop: NOOOOOO
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK!!??
Match: Like omg, did Td just talk!?
Teardrop: *saying no by shaking her head*
Squirt: *facepalms* Y'all are idiots...
Me: Um, Let's.. get on with it???
What you thought happened
Tb: Uh...um.. Gb?.. Would *shivering* you like to go to the d-dance with me??
Gb: Of course Tb!
Both of them start slow dancing, than your ships start slow dancing, blah blah blah
But here's what actually happened!
*All the most shipped ships except Gb and Tb since they're dating try to ask each other but are so nervous that they don't do it and fails miserably*
Random yaoi shipper: YO!! ALL YAOI SHIPS DANCE TOGETHER!!!
Everyone: what the?
Random yaoi shipper: I'm gonna read my favorite yaoi ships! The picked ones are gonna have to dance together.
Fireoiny and Penraser!! (I don't know Pen and Eraser's ship name ;-;)
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHKHJKHBBHIVTFG
Jelly: uh... I thought I was gonna fangirl to my ships ;-;
Firey: WHYYYYYYYYYY
Coiny: I'd rather watch PPAP repeatedly than do this.
Everyone: wth is a penraser?
Random yaoi shipper: Obviously a Pen and Eraser ship!
Pen and Eraser: WHAT!!??
Firey: I'M NOT DOING IT!
Coiny: ME NEITHER!
Pen: I'm not gay though I think eraser's hot. No homo.
Eraser: Back at ya Pen. No homo too.
Everyone: ...
All the girls: ...
Random yaoi shipper: *says in a scary voice* If you guys don't dance together then I'll haunt you the worst way I can possible.
All 4 of them: *gulp*
Jelly: I GOT AN IDEA
All 4 of them: WHAT!!?? PLZ HALP US
Jelly: She never said to slow dance. She just said dance together! Which means you can dance without having to touch or do anything with each other. But you guys do have to be in a duet.
Coiny: GREAT IDEA!
10 min later
*jelly turns on radio and starts playing songs idk
*Coiny and Firey start dancing horribly
*Pen and Eraser star break dancing
Bubble: Hey Leafy, wanna dance? (AS FRIENDS)
Leafy: Of course!
*They start dancing good but use basic moves*
*Gb and Tb dance together with basic moves*
Woody: T-Teardrop? W-Would you like to dance with m-me??
Teardrop: *kicks him* (I'm sorry) *nods head for yes and picks him back up*
Me: I'm so sorry HeyItsPonyYT plz forgive me. This isn't even what you asked. ;-;
Jelly: *fangirls cause some of her ships are dancing
(Everyone list their ships here)
Random yaoi shipper: oh no my mommy is here bye
Everyone: I'm confused.
Me: Welp, that was fun. ON TO THE NEXT ONE
Squirt: Are we gonna forget that this just happened?
Me: Yes. So the next dare is from bfdifangirl and she dares everyone to do... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CrazyMary: What!? What happened!?
Me: Read this.
CrazyMary: I dare everyone to do ppap.
Coiny: COME ON I DANCED WITH FIREY
Whole bfdi cast: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pen: Come on guys it's not that bad, see! I'll do it.
Pen: PPAP *dances weirdly* I have a pen, I have an Apple-
Me: oH My GoD heLp US
Pen: UH APPLE PEEEN
Me: *sips bleach again ;-;*
Pen: I HAVE A PEN I HAVE PINEAPPLE UH PINEAPPLE PEN!
Gb: Oh no! There's a 9.00999 that the host would die.
Me: *chugs 3rd gallon of bleach
Pen: APPLE PEN... PINEAPPLE PEN... UH
Everyone: *cries
Pen: *wiggles eyebrows* Pen pineapple Apple Pen.
*Than everyone starts doing PPAP but gets depressed*
Squirt: *Recovers me*
Me: Hey Squirt! What's happening?
Squirt: Look for yourself!
Me: *sees everyone doing ppap and dies again*
Squirt: OH COME ON
20 minutes later...
Pencil: Yes! We're finally done! Freedom!!
Bubble: Or should you say... Freesmart!
Pencil: Never mind...
Leafy: Where's the host?
Squirt: She died.
Gb: I KNEW IT
CrazyMary: *recovers me*
Me: Hey Squirt! What's happening? Wait, your not Squirt.
CrazyMary: It's me! CrazyMary!
Me: Oh, hey!
CrazyMary: -_-
Me: Now, Janfanfic1234 has dare for all of you guys, she has charm bracelets that gives you powers!
Bfdi cast: Yay!
Pin: How do you know what powers we have?
Me: That's the dare right there, you guys have to figure out what powers you guys have! We have fire, nature, air, water, wood, earth
*All of them
Bfdi cast: Okay. *wears their charm bracelets*
Blocky: (fire) Wow! My body can spread fire! (Whenever he touches fire, its spreads more to wherever its burning.)
Bubble: (air) I'm floating like a bubble?? Eh. (Sorry XD)
Coiny: (air) Haha! I have air powers so I can blow Firey's powers away! (I guess his powers come from his hand??)
Eraser: (air) I got the same as Coiny. (Ran out of ideas)
Flower: (Nature) Woah, how come every flower I touch blooms? I'm not nice.
Firey: (fire) Cool! My powers are fire! (If you watched Suicide Squad, Firey's powers are like the guy who has fire powers. Forgot his name)
Gb: (nature) Cool! Every time I see any natural stuff, I can determine how much there is! (She can count grass and other nature stuff each...)
Ice Cube: (ice) wow, uh I have Elsa powers. Great.
Leafy: (nature) I can get leaves, trees, grass to bloom.
Match: (wood) I can turn my hair to wood color..? (Idk ran out of ideas)
Needle: (water) Woah, I can walk on water!
Pen: (fire) I can touch fire too!
Pencil: (fire) omg, I have the same powers as Pen.
Pin: (water) I can walk in water like Needy-SLAP
Rocky: (Earth) I Puke-BLEGH.. rocks (no judgement plz)
Sb: (water) I can turn to water..?
Spongy: (nature) I can pick up trees.
Tb: (nature) same powers with Gb.
Td: (water) Elsa powers but with water
Woody: (wood) can grow trees in 3 seconds.
Me: GOD POWAHHHH and everyone else... Time to end this one.
Jelly: *gasp* B-B-But you didn't finish all of them!
Me: I know, I'm going to publish a part 2 probably tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. There's like 1000 words and nobody's gonna read that much. So anyways hope you enjoyed this. Baiiiiii
