Me: OH MY GOLFBALL Golfball: OFFENDED Me: You're always offended. Anyways, anyone reading this, (none) I just wanted you to know I'M BACK. Butprobablygonnatakealongtimemakingnewchaptersagain. Bubble: dude no one's here Me: idc Me: Let's start the ask and dares shall we? We will first start with Kitstenk's dare, its for Blocky. Blocky: *sleeps* Me: blocky you better wake up before i stab you 10 times and even more cause im in a really bad mood rn Blocky: *wakes up* EH?? Eh, uh what happened? Me: Nothing :)))) Blocky: Jeez, you have lots of chins. Me: :(((( Squirt: Ok, the dare. She dares you to scooter through the ramp, fly through a ring of fire, and land in a shark's mouth, while in fire with dynamite tied to your back. Blocky: UM WHAT Squirt: Yeah.. Blocky: DOES SHE WANT ME TO DIE??? Ice cube: Honestly, everyone wants you to die. Me: savage lol Squirt: Oh I forgot something. You can do that when you're made of wood, if not, you can fight Snowball! Blocky: oh Blocky: OH Leafy: Both of those are bad. If you do any of those options, you'd die. Blocky: You think I'd die from Snowball? Everyone: ... Blocky: YOU GUYS REALLY THINK- Coiny: Are you made of wood or not!? Blocky: ... Blocky: I'm made of wood. Squirt: Then it's settled! Ruby: *sets up camera which is blocked out again Flower: *kisses her bf 10000 times Pencil: hehehehehe Jelly: *holds onto Gelatin* Do you think he's gonna be okay? Gelatin: Probably not, but we have the HPRC so... yeah. Jelly: Right.. Blocky: Okay, I'm ready. *steals a scooter from a child smh Blocky: *scooters through a ramp, flies through a ring of fire, but get's eaten by a shark, but the shark explodes from the dynamite tied to his back Snowball: oooh *cringes Td: *smiles CrazyMary: Wow.. uh Needle: Are we gonna recover him? Me: Yeah. Pencil: Wait.. what? Recover him? Me: Yes..? Pencil: oh, um, we may or may not have exploded the HPRC. Me: How the heck did you explode the HPRC??? Pencil: Secret ;3 Everyone: ... Ice Cube: Who's we?? Pencil: NOTHING Bubble: o CrazyMary: Well, BFDIclass52 dares Pen to jump over the cliff. Pen: Wouldn't I die? CrazyMary: She says she has a badge to heal you. Pen: Okay that's cool. Thanks. Pen: *Does a 360 and tries to act cool but ends up really cringy and almost dies* Eraser: Dude, stop dabbing. It's 2017 now. Pen: Shut up Eraser. Eraser:
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(Cringe Queen here) Me: welp, Pencil. You're out of luck. Pencil: What? Why!? Me: Janfanfic1234 just spilled water for you to clean, AND NO ONE CAN HELP YOU. Eraser: DUN DUN DUUUNN Everyone: Shut up Eraser. Eraser:
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(I am so sorry) Me: Anyways, she wants to take all of you guys, except Pencil, somewhere fun! Everyone: Yay! Pencil: Noooo Me: hahahahaha *Everyone goes to water park* *One hour later* Squirt: Finally, DanganObjectTalia wants you all to react to the song above, Monody by the TheFatRat. She says it's one of her current favorite song. Ice Cube: *snickers* Probably not anymore, it took the author 5 months to post this chapter Me: *triggered* >:( Everyone: *listens to the song* Leafy: The song is very good! Book: Yes, indeed. Snowball: I guess it's all right. CrazyMary: I think everyone likes it! Right? Everyone: *Nods Me: Well that's it for now folks, don't expect me to post frequent, cause I'm not, but I wanted you guys to know that this book isn't dead!! So yeah, um, baiiiii
