it was six am, rainy yet beautiful in london. dan howell was sleeping peacefully. his covers over his shoulders and his hair curled slightly. he was snoring softly until suddenly his alarm went off. he groaned and got up to turn it off. his eyes were bleary and tired and his clothes were crumpled. he got out of bed and walked over towards his wardrobe to find his uniform. dan worked at a coffee shop only a five minute walk away from his apartment. he took off his sweaty pajamas and put on his fresh smelling uniform. he grabbed a can of cologne and sprayed himself. the air was filled with a strong yet pleasant smell. he grabbed his name badge and pinned it on his chest. he went downstairs to the kitchen and grabbed a bowl. he grabbed a box of cornflakes and tipped some into the bowl. he took out a small carton of milk from the fridge and poured it over his cereal. he grabbed the spoon and started eating. he looked over at the clock. it was only 6:30 am. he had only half an hour to get ready and set off. he drank the last drop of milk from his bowl and sat on the sofa. he grabbed his phone and decided to text one of his old friend dave.
dan: hey!
dave: hey dan! how are you?
dan: i'm good. just getting ready for work :)
dave: nice. how is it at the coffee shop then? is it fun? ;)
dan: boi don't push it
dave: :)
dan: :)
dave: no really how is it?
dan: i guess it's alright. i get enough money. ngl it's kinda boring.
dave: duh. it's work.
dan: yeah
dave: have you seen any hot chicks around the place? ;)
dan: dave
dave: what?
dan: didn't i tell you i'm gay
dave: wVBbajakbs
dave: yOU'RE GAY? LIKE FULL ON HOMO?
dan: yes
dave: oMG WOW
dave: well have you seen any hot guys around? ;)
there was one person who dan always had his mind on. phil. he was the most prettiest and beautiful person dan had ever seen. every evening he would come to order a coffee and dan was always flustered or a mess. he had a huge crush on phil. but why would phil like dan? he was ugly and worthless. nobody would ever love a dirty rat like him.
dan: well... there is this ONE guy...
dave: oMG WHAT'S HIS NAME
dan: phil
dave: AWW. DAN AND PHIL. YOU'RE NAMES GO PERFECT TOGETHER! I'M SURE YOU BOTH WILL BE A GREAT COUPLE :D
dan: thanks dave. but i don't think phil would ever like me.
dave: well why not? you're a good looking guy. you have a great personality! who wouldn't like you?
dan: thanks again :)
dave: no problem!
dan looked at the time. it was 7:00...
dan: SHITSHITSHIT
dan: I'M LATE FOR WORK
dave: HBDGSJKDHDIS
dan: GOTTA RYAN ROSS
