Kirsty turned round, to meet the eyes of a man standing behind her,
"New Labour! I told you! What does she want?"
" Nigel? What are you doing behind the bar?" gasped Kirsty
"Consulting my goblins!"
" Your goblins!"
" Well they have to belong to someone!"
" Oi!" moaned a shrill gravelly voice
" What? Nigel Farage has goblins!"
" Nigel? Ha! I think you mean Jack!"
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Ursula the UKIP Fairy
RandomIn the life of a politician, it's important to relax. So, of course, you go drinking in the commons bar! Rachel and Kirsty attempt to have a classic 'girl's night out', but the Westminster fairies have other plans.
