You have to wonder, when Jesus was born, did he cry? And if he didn't, what was Mary's reaction?
Mary: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
Joseph: C'mon Mary, you can do this!
Mary: GET...AWAY...FROM MEEEE!!!
Joseph: Okkk... *hides in corner*
Mary: WAIT!!NOO!!I NEED YOOOOU!
Joseph: *Comes out of corner* So this is what it's like to be pregnant...
Mary: SHUT UP!!!
*pop*
*heavy breathing and silence*
Mary: Wait...why isn't he crying?! IS HE DEAD?!?!? AHHHHH!!!
Joseph: *Judgemental face* Mary, he's Jesus, he doesn't need to cry
Mary: *Wow-I'm-so-stupid-face* ohhhh...
Jesus: *Puts on boss glasses and rap starts up in the background*
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