*agonized screeching from the depths of hell* (S/MB)

i'm an asshole :')

Me: all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better better run, outrun my gun. all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better better run, faster than my bullet.

MH fandom: *intense sobbing and hellish screaming*

Me: ph fuck

MH fandom: hOw CoUlD yOu?!?!?!??!??

Me: gOTTA BLAST