50 shades of FASCA

Tony's browser history

It was a long day at school, and each member of Fabulous was dreading the fact that they had to stay there for 3 more hours. The only good part was that the seven girls would have a sleepover afterwards. Oh well.

Mason the Lunch Aide/ FASCA Middle School Representative had just left for lower school FASCA, not knowing that he had left the eight alone in the computer lab (bad idea, I'll tell you right now). They were all quiet for about 10 minutes, then Mara got dared over chat to kiss Tony. She sighed and went over to his computer. Tony spotted her and immediately closed the tab he was using.

"Tony what was that," Mara asked.

"NOTHING" Tony responded, turning red.

Mara raised an eyebrow and smirked. "I know what it was."

"Well what do you think- OH GOD IT WASN'T--"

"You can tell me Tony-- I promise I won't tell Maya or Mason."

Maya took off her headphones. "What wouldn't I do?"

"Nothing, you can go away..." Mara retorted.

Maya cocked an eyebrow. "As your guy's' friend, I don't feel as if I'm appreci-"

"Go away Maya," said Mara.

"If I was Mason..."

"But you're not Mason!" Mara exclaimed.

"But if he was here he would want to know."

"But he's not! He's in the supply closet "attending" to Lucas."

"More like attending to Lucas' needs." Tony smirked.

"I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT." Maya screamed as she covered her ears.

"Look Tony, we all know what you were watching. Just embrace it." Mara explained.

"No, it's not--"

"We all know it's porn, Tony. There's no need to hide it."

"What? No. It's honestly--"

"There's no need to hide your shame! Everyone's done it at least once. I bet some people have even done it at school. So what kind of porn is it? I bet it was child porn, right Tony?"

"I JUST SAID that it wasn't porn."

Bella backflipped over to the area where they were all talking. "DID SOMEONE SAY CHILD PORN AND TONY IN THE SAME SENTENCE"

"You're into child porn??" Josef looked shocked.

"Holy shit, child porn?" Said Momo.

"Wait, did Tony say he was into child porn? Gross." said Rachel looking horrified. While Denis just silently shook his head

"No. No. No. No. No, I don't-- What the fuck is going on" Tony was mortified. "Mara just assumed I watch child porn--"

"YOU WATCH CHILD PORN????" Brooklyn threw her headphones off just as Lucas and Mason walked in, holding hands.

Lucas raised his eyebrow. "Who watches child porn?"

"Apparently Tony does," Brooklyn explained, pointing at Tony. Kylie look as if she would hurl.

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL NAME OF FUCK" Tony mumbled.

"Tony? I thought you were better than that." Mason shook his head disapprovingly.

Tony stood on his desk and yelled at the top of his lungs: "I. DO NOT. FUCKING. WATCH. CHILD PORN."

The entire classroom fell silent.

"Well you could have just said so," Mara smirked.

Everyone went back to their business except Mara.

"So. What was it?"

"Why do you want to know so bad?"

Mara smirked again. "Curiosity?"

Tony sighed and rolled his eyes, then opened the tab again. "It's a live feed of the parking lot."

"Really?"

"YES. It's just a live fucking feed of the parking lot. Not porn."

"I.. I honestly thought you were more interesting than that."

Bella peeked over. "Did someone say porn!?"

Tony glared at her. "Not again Bella." He siged. "Anyway, ever since we got stuck in Forever Detention, I've been at this school ELEVEN HOURS a day. It gets kind of bleak sometimes... It's my only access to the outside world. It's my only source of happiness."

"Wow Ton.. that was kind of deep."

"Thanks," he mumbled. He turned back to his computer. A couple minutes later he turned around to Mara. "Why are you still here?"

"It- it's kind of true, what you said about the outside world."

"Don't you still have to kiss me?"

Mara leaned in close, then...

"HAH SIKE

GET DUNKED ON" She yelled, and then attempted to walk away

backwards, ending in her tripping over three backpacks, Mason, and a cat.  Isabella slowly walked over to tony can check his search history. 

"TONY WHY DI YOU LOOK UP HOW BODY PARTS WORK?"