Letters to a Friend

Letter I

Hello. I'm sure you'll figure out who you are in just a few seconds. I've gotten into many arguments with you over the years and frankly, I regret forgiving you. All you are is a stuck up bitch who doesn't know how to take no for an answer. Your eyebrows are shit and you're really not attractive. You look like you're trying to be a clown with how much makeup you cake on to hide you're true inner bitch. It looks like a mime threw up on your face. Everyone knows that you're an untrustworthy whore and no one gives a shut that that little bitch at the other school doesn't like you. Bye bye now.