yeet #2

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after the club i took the girl with the feet

to the local restauranteet

i eet.

she eet

all my feet eet too

she fed her feet a beet

so did i

the woman beside us fed her feet a meet

NOT A MEET

ONLY VEGETAL

V  E  G  E  T  A  L

my feet were angreet

they shrieked yeet

i shrieked yeet

and stuffed a beet down her feet

my date was embarasseet

she leave with her feet

she took all my vegetals

all of my vegetals

not a single vegetal yet

my heart did not beet

it was brokeneet

my feet sob

i sob

i left to pay them with all i had left

meet

the lady with a beet in her throat laugh

everyone laugh

i was ashamedeet

my feet were humiliateet

as i left

a single beet roll out my pockeet

and splash on floor

3 beets pass

silenceet

AN: LMAO KILL ME


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