Book Of Oneshots

Dan x Phil

I mean, come on. Who doesn't ship Phan?
------------------------------------

"Dan? Dan, hurry up!" Phil yelled frantically, looking at the clock. He heard fast footsteps from his best friend's room.
"I'm coming, I'm coming, Jesus Christ," Dan cried, running in and jumping on Phil's bed. "I'm here. How long till we go live?" He asked the blue eyed boy.
"Two minutes."
"Phil, I had loads of time left. You didn't need to rush me like that." Dan scolded and Phil laughed.
"Two minutes isn't a long time, Danny," he said, rolling his eyes. Dan sighed.
"Don't call me Danny."
"Okay, Danny."
"Phil!"

Dan looked at the camera in front of them for a few seconds.
"How long now?" He asked, turning towards Phil.
"Fifty seconds." Phil answered. "You know, if you wanted to know the time, you could just look at the clock." Dan looked at Phil as if he were dumb.
"Phil, that takes effort," Dan whined, making Phil giggle.

"Fifteen seconds!" Phil cried, making Dan jump.
"Bloody hell." Dan muttered, placing a hand over his heart. "I just had a flipping seizure." He gently shoved Phil, who flopped dramatically on to the bed. "Get up, you muppet." They were both laughing.
"Five seconds! Four, three, two..." Phil counted down. They both faced the camera and smiled.
"Hello Internet!" Dan greeted.
"Hey guys," Phil said cheerfully. "If you're wondering why I am currently flopped on my bed, it's because Dan here viciously attacked me and I fell back and I almost died." Dan burst out laughing.
"I pushed you with my shoulder, you twit. You're the one who dramatically fell back on the bed," he said as he did an example of what Phil did. Phil sat up and laughed at Dan.

Dan looked at the camera.
"Well, this intro went well, didn't it?" He asked sarcastically. "Anyway, me and Phil are videoing this live because we want to try and make the longest YouTube video ever." Dan explained to the viewers watching.
"If you don't know how long we need to this for," continued Phil, "we're going to be here for two and a half days." Dan groaned.
"Which is great because who doesn't love doing a video for almost three days. All of my embarrassing cringe moments will be caught on camera." Dan said and Phil gave him an overly cheerful thumbs up.
"We can't wait!" Phil said enthusiastically whilst Dan groaned again.

Dan looked at Phil.
"So, what are we going to do?" He asked.
"Well, Danny," Phil said, grinning at Dan's annoyed face, "I thought we could play a few games." Dan flashed a fake grin at the camera.
"Like, hide and seek or something?" Dan asked and Phil shook his head.
"Pass the parcel," said Phil, proudly bringing out a parcel from under his bed. Dan face-palmed.

Phil picked the music to play the game by and chose 'Kiss You' by One Direction.
"Oh my God, it's 1D!" Dan mock fangirled when the song came on. Phil pushed him and passed the parcel to him. "What do I do with it?" Dan asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Pass it back to me," answered Phil, as if Dan were dumb. Dan laughed.
"So we'll just be passing it between the two of us," he said as be passed it to Phil, "playing games like the loners we are." Phil laughed and passed it to Dan, who passed it back to Phil, who passed it back to Dan...

The music stopped when Dan had the parcel. He tore open the first layer if wrapping paper.
"Do I get a small prize?" He asked Phil, who nodded.
"You have to look through the wrapping paper to find it." Phil told Dan, who began searching immediately. He found the 'prize' and groaned. "What is it, Dan?" Phil asked, holding back his laughter. He knew damn well what it was.
"It... It's a screenshot of me in my first video..." Dan groaned again. Phil burst into peals of laughter.
"Show everyone," he gasped. Dan refused, so Phil took the photo and held it up. In the photo, Dan's mouth was open and his eyes were half closed. The screenshot had obviously been taken when he'd been talking.
"Phil."
"Yes Danny?"
"I hate you, you twat." Dan grumbled.

They carried on playing games - including truth or dare and FNAF - until they were both worn out.
"Jesus, it's only been four hours..." Dan mumbled. Phil yawned.
"What time is it?" He asked the brown haired boy. Dan shrugged.
"I don't know," he answered, lying back on the bed. Phil sighed and looked at the clock. It read 10:04 PM.
"Want to go to sleep?" Dan asked, looking at Phil's tired face. Phil hesitated.
"What about the video?"
"We can still keep it on, though we'll be asleep," explained Dan. Phil nodded.
"Got the sleeping bag?" Phil asked, but Dan didn't answer. He was out in the hallway getting hid pyjamas on. Dan came back in and Phil went out.

Once they were both ready for bed, Phil asked Dan again,
"Got the sleeping bag?" Dan shook his head and grinned.
"I'm sleeping in your bed, you silly," Dan answered and Phil giggled. "If that's okay with you."
"It's more than fine, Danny," said Phil, getting into the bed. Dan slid in beside him.
"Should we say it yet...?" Phil whispered to Dan and he nodded.

They both rolled over to face the camera.
"One more thing, Internet," Dan said, "if any of you were trying wondering why we're doing this longest video thing, it's a sort of celebration."
"A celebration," continued Phil, "of our six month Phaniversary!" Dan's arms went around Phil's waist.
"Love you." He mumbled, before gently kissing Phil's neck. Phil blushed.
"Love you too. Goodnight, Dan."
"Night Phil."

------------------------------------
Ohmygod this took so long to write!! Anyways, hope ya'll enjoyed this oneshot. The next one might be smut...? :3