Unexpected visitor and puns

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Me: YES! YOU DIDNT BREAK YOUR PROMISE!!

Original: What is he--Wait, promise? You WANTED him to be here?

Me: Of course! Lust IS one of my bestest friends ever! That's why I was sad, I don't like when people break promises.

Lust: Well~ I didn't break my promise beauty~ What will you give me in reward?~

Me: *Le blush* Um.. A hug? I don't know.

Foxy: * Pulls out popcorn* Man, this is a good show.

Original: Tell me about it. *Drinks conveniently placed ketchup*

Me: HEY! FOXY! YOU DONT EAT LE POPCORNO WITHOUT MEH!!

Foxy: Sorry Lu, here. *Reaches out the box of popcorn*

Me: Thanks *Takes a handful of popcorn and puts it in mouth*

Ink: I dare Foxy to eat as much chocolate as she can without belching.

Me: Wait, without vomiting? That's a bit random.

Foxy: I'LL DO IT!! *Grabs le chocolate bars*

Blue: DONT DO IT!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET SICK!!

Foxy: Who cares?! I get to eat THIS MUCH CHOCOLATE!! ACTUALLY I CAN EAT AS MUCH AS I WANT WITHOUT MY MOTHER YELLING AT ME! *Starts shoving chocolate down throat*

Me: Well, there's no way we can stop her now.

Fell: It's weirdly satisfying seeing how many chocolate bars she can eat, she's already on her fifteenth.

Lust: She pretty satisfying TIBIA honest~

Original: Shut up, Lust.

Lust: Make me~

Original: Gross.

Me: *Punches Lust and sends him flying* Bad Lust! No calling my friend satisfying! That's just! EEW!!

Foxy: *Starts choking on her 56th chocolate bar since laughing was appropriate*

Lust: Ow. Didn't know you like to play ROUGH~

Me: Oh dear Jesus, that pun was funny, but derected at me. I JUST CANT!! AHAHAHA!! *Starts rofl-ing*

Foxy: *Throw's up multiple times* Well, at least *vomit* i got to *another vomit* 56 bars. *Is strangly satisfied with self*

Me: Well, seems our time is up.

Error: BUt wE OnlY gOT one DarE FINishEd.

Me: Eh. This day was pretty eventful itself really. Now if we can get dares and I want to do something, we'll dare each other.

Reaper: FRIENDSHIP!!

Blue: YEAH!!

Me: Oh god! That got into my My Little Pony DVD collection!! EVERYONE! RUN AND HIDE!!

Everyone: *Except Blue and Reaper* AHHHHH!!

[So, you like it? I know, we only got one dare done, but this chapter was pretty eventful itself, if I'm truly honest.]

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