Princess Sticky who Robbed a house and was Hit by a Train

The Sticky Chronicles

Princess Sticky who Robbed a House in Search of Frozen Potatoes and was Hit by a Train

Princess Sticky was rummaging through the Yangley's fridge scanning the shelves for the most wonderful, most splendid, incredibly valuable, and extremely appetizing frozen potatoes. Earlier that morning Princess Sticky was about to cook herself a massive plate of hashbrowns, when all of a sudden, she realized she had no potatoes to make her hashbrowns with. She drove all the way to Target, but it was closed. Walmart was too. Even Costco wasn't open. Eventually after many long, painful hours of driving in circles around the city, she found Dave's Grillout and Hand Massage. She sprinted inside, and to her horror, a woman by the name of Nancy Yangley walked away from the cashier with the last box of frozen potatoes. Princess Sticky followed her to her house, jotted down the address, and sped off back home. She equipped her ski mask, black gloves, large completely inconspicuous heavy trenchcoat and grabbed a random crowbar from downstairs, and jumped in the car. Strategically waiting until the evening, Princess Sticky cautiously approached the address she had written down. She peered inside. Nobody was home. Then she broke down the unlocked door and entered the house. She walked past their calendar, which had the day circled. It happened to say July 4th, but Princess Sticky kept walking. She ran into a chair, because it was dark, and after a couple minutes of searching, she located the kitchen. Cautiously and carefully Princess Sticky opened the fridge.

Because it was dark, she couldn't see what was lurking in the fridge. It was a maggotweed, a most horrid thing that most people wouldn't even consider a plant. Its tendrils were feeling, groping across the floor, causing Princess Sticky to see something squirming on the ground. Before she knew it, the maggotweed's feelers were being felt on her leg. She backed away, and slammed the refrigerator's door with such force that it flew right back open. She clutched her mouth, aghast at the sight of it sitting there in a bowl waving its little tentacle-things in the air. She shook herself loose of the fear that was paralyzing her, and sprinted off to grab her crowbar, which she left by the door.

Princess Sticky did not have very much luck, because at that very moment a nearby train was driven off the tracks from a huge boulder that hurtled off of the cliffside and careened down the slopes onto the track. While the princess was charging at the maggotweed with the rusty crowbar in hand, the train was tumbling and flipping and skidding down the mountainside straight toward the Yangley's residence. "Die you ugly horrendous piece of slime! Nobody loves you and it would benefit all humankind if I were to rid your smelly odorous body from this world as I beat your filthy excuse for a brain out of your miserable head!" (Princess Sticky was very fond of dramatic moments). So she continued to beat the stuffing out of the maggotweed. She had crushed the maggotweed and it was as good as dead, when it tumbles out of the fridge. Imagine her excitement when, behind the maggotweed's bowl she saw them. Frozen Potatoes. She extended her arm and reached for the frozen potatoes. They were in her grasp. Finally, she pulled them from the fridge and hugged them tightly. It was a glorious, magical moment for Princess Sticky. All of her dreams had come true! She envisioned those beautiful hashbrowns baking in the oven, and coming out perfectly cooked and golden-brown on top, just how she liked them. It was perfect! Then her dreams were shattered and her spirits were crushed, like her bones, as the train smashed through the wall and slammed into Princess Sticky. The sudden impact knocked her unconscious and all she could see was black.