I'm Bringing Shrexy back || Shrek x Reader

Chapter 1 - Shrek is here

You wake up on a stormy Monday morning. You get out of bed regretting all of you life choices up to this point in your life. You waddle your way to the kitchen where you get your soggy bowl of memes. As you eat your soggy bowl of memes you stare at the bottle of bleach on your kitchen counter which just happened to be you favorite brand, Clorox. You begin to daze off having some naughty day dreams about that bottle of bleach. When you snap out of it you go get dressed and head off to school.

When you get to school you see your lovely group of friends, you wave at them and begin to walk over to them. At your arrival they all walk away, you become saddened at first but you then remember that you actually have no friends.

A little bit later

You are sitting in your reading class drawing Shrek in your notebook. You absolutely love Shrek, all of your classmates think you are strange because of your odd obsession with Shrek but you just shrug them off and continue to fantasize about Shrek.

The biznatches in your class, Rebecca and Trisha, look over at you and begin laughing. You look over at them and begin to glare. You knew why they were laughing, they were laughing at your beautiful drawing of Shrek. They were just jealous because they didn't have the beautiful art skill that you had and they also didn't have a collection of the dankest of the memes like you had. You got up from you seat, walked over to Trisha's desk and threw an onion at her, you then walked over to Rebecca's Desk and threw an onion at her as well. You then went back to your seat and proceeded to draw more beautiful drawings of Shrek.

Lunch Time

You were holding your lunch bag standing at the cafeteria's entrance. At first you didn't know where to sit but you then saw a table with an open seat, you walked over to the table and sat down. Once you were sitting at the table you dumped the contents of your lunch bag out on the table. You picked up the onion that was in the bag and bit it. As you bit the onion for the second time you heard a loud breaking sound coming from the ceiling. You look up and as you do a big green man fell through the ceiling and onto your lunch table. You were in shock at first but you then realized that the man that had just fallen onto your table was the one and only Shrek!

You sat there looking at him, you then realized that he wasn't moving, you got scared and started shaking his big plump body. "Shrek, Shrek are you okay?!" You shouted, but there was still no response. You sat there not knowing what to do, but you then got an idea, you grabbed your onion that you were eating for lunch and you began waving it in Shrek's face. As you waved it in his face he shot up and grabbed the onion from your hand, shoved it in his mouth and swallowed it whole. He began looking at you and started to smiling, you looked at him and started smiling as well, "Hi there, i'm (Y/N)!"