I'm Bringing Shrexy back || Shrek x Reader

Chapter 2 - Shrexy Time

As you greet the big plump ogre you realize the oddly seductive smile he has on his face, everyone else finds it weird but you find it quite arousing. You start to make a face similar to his but before you could finish making the face Shrek grabs your arm and yanks you off to the hallway and into the janitor closet. As you enter the closet Shrek throws you to the ground and begins to rub some of his onions on your face while moaning. Your eyes begin to water from the intense rubs from the onions. You push Shrek's arm away for a moment to clear the tears from your eyes and once you were finished you took the onion from Shrek's hand and started rubbing the onion on his face. Shrek became a little angry.

"No, this is my treat, you don't have to do anything, allow me." Shrek said.

"A-Are you sure" you replied.

Shrek nodded his head and took the onion from your hand and threw it to the side, he positioned you on your all 4's and grabbed a fresh onion from the bag on his side.

He went up to your ear and whispered "It's Shrexy time."

You took a big gulp and prepared yourself. Shrek let out a loud roar and shoved the onion up your arse. You screamed in pain and slight pleasure.

"SHREK" You screamed.

Shrek let out another loud roar and as he did the door swung open. You both looked up at the door and saw a Rebecca and Trisha standing there just staring at you two.

"LIKE OH MY GOD! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE SICK AND TWISTED BUT I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THIS FUCKED UP!" Rebecca yelled in fear.

They both ran off scared and confused. You and Sherk continued doing you thing for a little while longer. After you two were finished you both were covered in Shrek's onion juice. Shrek kissed you goodbye and shot up into the sky, you smiled and got up.

You began walking down the hall, as you were you saw Rebecca and Trisha. You ran up to them and started smirking.

"Did you enjoy the show?" You asked.

They just gave you a dirty look.

"Don't be mad that I got an onion shoved up my arse by Shrek and you didn't!" You mocked.

You took your onion juice covered finger and wiped it on Rebecca's face "Here have some" You said.

They screamed and ran off.

You smiled and started laughing.

"Yes run biznatches, run." You said under your breath and started your walk home.