I'm Bringing Shrexy back || Shrek x Reader

Chapter 3 - Yandere Shrek

Its the weekend and you are going to the movies... by yourself of course. You are so excited because the new Shrek live action movie has just come out and you were gonna be the first to see it. You were all decked out in your stylish Shrek merch. You have been waiting all year for this movie to come out. You asked your mom if she wanted to come watch it with you, but she just shook her head and told you how much of a disappointment you were to her, you know she didn't mean it... or did she? Anyway you arrive at the movie theater and you get your ticket, you were extremely early and you were one of the first people to get a ticket. Since you were so early you had to wait in the theater's lobby until the theater the was ready.

As you waited for the theater to open you went on your phone and you started writing some extremely detailed smut about Shrek. You loved writing Shrek smut, it was one of your passions, it was one of the very few things that made you happy, but since you were doing something that made you happy that had to be ruined. A boy wearing all black with some voluptuous flippy flippy hair walks up to you.

"Hey..." He says slightly nervous, "U-uh I'm Dave, whats your name?"

You look up from your phone and stare at him, your not sure if he was talking to you or not. You point at you and ask him if he is talking to you, he nods his head and you become confused, why is this flippy flippy emo haired boy talking to you? You then realize that you had been ignoring him and you have made him unconformable. (lets be real, you make everyone unconformable, sorry xD)

"O-oh um, hi i'm (Y/N)." You say.

He smiles, happy that you finally decided to actually acknowledge his existence.

"So, what movie are you seeing? He asks.

"The um, the Shrek live action movie, um what about you, what are you seeing?" You say, not really knowing how to react, no one ever talks to you so you aren't that skilled at communicating with other human beings.

"I don't really know, I was just bored and decided to come see what was playing but then I saw you and I just had to come and introduce myself, your really beautiful you know." He says turning his head that is now a light shade of red.

You remain silent "HE JUST CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL! THAT MAJESTIC EMO BOY WITH THE FLIPPY FLIPPY HAIR HAS JUST CALLED ME B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L! IS HE BLIND OR SOMETHING?! I AM FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, FROM BEAUTIFUL! HELL I LOOK LIKE A DAMN POTATO, NO THATS INSULTING TO POTATOES... I'M A FREAKING TOENAIL BUT NOT JUST ANY OLD TOENAIL, IM A FUNGI INFESTED TOENAIL THAT IS ON A REALLY HAIRY FOOT THAT HAS A REALLY BAD CASE OF ATHLETE'S FOOT! YEAH THATS WHAT I AM!" you thought.

He began waving his hand in front of your face trying to get your attention. You snap out of it and look at him, as you look at him you begin to turn bright red and you cover your face.

"I, um I-i'm sorry, I ju-" You start but are interrupted by the emo boy with flippy flippy hair.

"No, its ok if you don't like me back, I just..." He starts then stops.

"No its not that I just didn't know how to react, I've never had anyone tell me i'm beautiful before." You say becoming even more red than you were before.

He smiles "Well its the truth, I really do think you are beautiful... hey maybe I can see that Shrek movie with you, if you want."

You smile as well "Yeah, that would be great."

You two walk to the theater and sit next to each other. You wait for the movie to start but you have to sit there for what seems like hours for those damn ads to play. Once the movie starts the flippy flippy emo haired boy wraps his arm around you. You hear a loud roar come from behind the movie screen. You and the flippy flippy haired emo boy look at each other, and as you do you hear a loud smashing, ripping sound. You look back at the screen and see a wild Sherk standing there panting. Shrek looks at you and then roars another loud roar. He runs up to you and the emo boy... with flippy flippy hair and he picks up the flippy flippy haired emo boy by his shirt's collar. He roars in the emo boys face and the emo boys face gets covered in ogre saliva that smells of onions. Shrek looks furious, he has a murderous look in his eyes.

"YOU LEAVE MY (Y/N) ALONE YOU FUCKBOI!" Shrek yells in the flippy flippy haired emo boy's face.

The emo boy begins to cry and begs for Shrek to put him down. Shrek does not listen to his begs and Shrek throws him into the wall where the movie screen had been. (its all ripped cause Shrek broke though it.)

You look up at Shrek and he looks a little disappointed in you. You start to apologize to him but he doesn't listen. You hug him tight and he then forgives you. He picks you up and puts you over his shoulder.

"You are mine and only mine!" Shrek says aggressively

Shrek takes you out of the theater and you two go and pick onions together, cause why not.