I'll get straight to my point here. I don't like my parents for nothing ! Sometimes I wish they would die or go on a vaction forever and doh come back but just keep sending money for me . I don't know about y'all but my parents are horrible all they are good for is money. I have so many problems with my parents ! Idk how some y'all be like " My mom is my bestfriend ! I could tell her anything ! " Man Fuck that shit right there ! My mom is like an annoying substance that doesn't know to die fast already ! Here are my problems comment if they are yours too .
#1 Perfect Child
I love the saying " Nobody is perfect ! " Duhh we aren't robots. Well not according to my moter. The woman feels that I'm a robot. She thinks I have to be some perfect little Christain daughter. I ain't even close to that shit ! Perfect daughter my ass is what ! Bitch you ain't perfect so how the fuck you expect me to be perfect ??
#2 Comparing Me To Friends
When my so called mother likes to compare me to friends and say why you can't be more likee her. Oooo you see that shit does get to me. If you liker her go make the bitch your daughter. If you didn't know everyone is unique. There is NOT two of the smae person and I am myself. I don't live to please you or anybody else.
#3 Communicating With Me
I don't get this shit ! Why do my parents want to talk to me ? The fuck wrong with y'all ? You tripping ? I don't like y'all so therefore I don't want to talk to you. I would wake up and go downstairs to drink juice and my father and his outtatiming self would be like " Good Morning ! " HOLD UP ! Why the fuck you telling me good morning for and knowing me I don't answer back ! Then they want to come and tell me I rude ! Bitch you the motherfucker that rude for telling me " Good Morning " and you know I don't like your ass . #Bullshit .
#4 In My Business
I don't know if my parents ever heard of " Minding THEIR OWN damn business and not other people business ! " Why do y'all always want to know what I'm doing on my laptop or phone ? I ain't talking to no boys cause I ain't therm . Ugh ! And when y'all wanna know what websites I'm on and my password for them ! Bitch go jump in the sea and drown ain't nobody got time for you .
#5 Boys
So my mother made me join this Scouts Group. And well scouts is for boys but they are taking girls now. So I'm talking to this dude he's older than me but he attended the same primary school as me and we were laughing and talking . Yeah we going down good . So now we are in the beach. The dude and I were playing catch in the water and shit . We were against each other so of course we gonna be around each other and stuff . So atfer the beach while going home my mother edcided she wanted to talk to me. The trick was like , " I don't want to see you talking to him ! " The fuck going on with you . I don't even like him he just cool and the thing is he has a girlfriend. I think my mother is just scaried I'm going to fuck the dude have kids and get married and I wouldn't invite you to my wedding . Is that what you are scaried of ma that I might not invite you to my wedding . Don't be scaried of course I'm NOT inviting you.
#6 Shouting and Talking
My mother never talks that bitch always shouting. I swear she maybe come of her mother shouting her cries . ( Idk how to do that so don't ask cause you will be killing my vibe and then I'll shoot you for doing that ) You could be in New York and you'll be hearing her voice. She always shouting . We would be having a conversation and then all you hear is her shouting cause she thinks she is right ! The bitch wrong and strong .
#7 Feeling Young
My mother is not old. She maybe 35 or under but to me she old. Why do old people like to feel they young ? My mother think she knows fashion. Sometimes she has good taste in clothes but the other times somebosy call " Fashion Police ASAP ". We will be in the store and she'll be like " Chelsea do you like this skirt ? " What the fuck is wrong with this woman ? I don't wear those things. I'm not pissed about her asking but the thing I'm pissed about is that she picked up the most old ratty granny looking skirty looking like 1800's gone wrong ! The thing RATCHET ! It ugly ! Then my mother think she knows about celebraties ! Telling me that Miley and Justin were dating ! HOLD THE FUCK UP ! When did that shit happend ?? If that happened I would have known ! And my father does agree with her like one freak !
#8 Conversations
A conversation takes place with 2 or more people not 1 person.
My mom doesn't know that ! She would be arguing with me and when I reply she vex ! And when I doh reply she vex ! Bitch you need to make your mind up ! You just like Jordon ! That shit does make me want to slap y'all to a next planet !!
BUT WHATEVER I STILL LOVE MY PARENTS EVEN THO THEY GET ME VEX UGH !!!
BYE
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