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Please note that I don't write funny books or try to write funny books. I just wrie things how I see it !!
Fake Fake is what you are !
This is not rachet girl town !
I don’t take bullshit !
So please get the fuck out of my face !
Ooo y’all need to sing that to those fake ass bitches who think they are the “ it “ factor . I mean like I don’t hate fake bitches or wish they didn’t exist cause if they didn’t I’ll be bored ! ( NOT REALLY ) But there are different types of fake bitches and fakes niggas.
#1 Fake Hair Bitches.
What is wrong with your natural hair? God made you with hair on your head if you didn’t notice. Y’all fake hair bitches are so EVIL ! Buying weave ! You know what weave is ? HORSE HAIR BITCH ! HORSE HAIR ! but the thing is I don’t have a problem with you wearing your horse hair but y’all like to wear the MOST RATCHET DUTTY FAKE LOOKING kind ! The fuck wrong with y’all ? And the weave isn’t black or brown . NO ! It is PURPLE and Pink and BLUE and Orange . So you trying to look like a fucking rainbow ? Excuse me but it is to much to ask if you could buy weave that doesn’t look like a rainbow and that does not smell like the rare end of a donkey ?
#2 Fake Boobs and Ass Bitches
Oooo Bitch you too fake ! You need to get out my face ! Stuffing tissue in your bra and underwear t make it seem like you got a big ass and big boobs. Bitch why you trying so hard to be a big booty hoe for ?? You trying and is just a FAIL !!! * sings * FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAILUREEEE !!! We need to sing a song for these girls !! Inbox me so we can come up with a song ! <3
#3 Completely Fake Bitches.
These type of girls they are my homies ( No ) They always got me on the floor cause they too FAKE !!! Ain’t nothing real about them but there pussy . Ooo they too fake for me ! They got fake hair, fake ass, fake boobs, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake nose, fake names they juse fake ! Now I know your wondering fake names ?? Well let me explain . Bitches be like my name is Shanelle Jaasie Perez ! LIAR ! You know your name is Stankielol Fakie Garybear. I mean your real name ain’t all that bad ! Be proud of your name and yourself ! #BeReal <3
#4 Fake Niggas
Niggas be like, “ Babe I got a mansion ! “ Oh okay my bad I didn’t know that living in your mother’s basement is a mansion. Then they want to be having their pants low low low and be showing their smiley face boxes and be calling that “ SWAG “ ! My nigga pull up your fucking pants ! That ain’t no fucking swag ! That’s a fail ! Swag ha ! Bitch please ! Then they want to be saying they’re a “ Rich Nigga ! “ Rich Nigga my foot ! Nigga you broke as fuck. Riding the bus to school and they riding shotgun too but they a “ Rich Nigga ! “ If you was rich you would have your own car. #BrokeNiggaBeQuiet ! <3 :P Fake niggas be like , “ Babe let me get them digits ! “ Motherfucker why you want my digits and you ain’t got a phone ?? What you gonna call me with your paper phone or you gonna borrow your mummy phone ? But the thing that kills me is when niggas be like . “ Aye mami when you gonna let me tap that ? “ That does kill me ! That does put me 6ft under ! When I gonna let you tap that ? NEVER !!! Nigga you got a small dick smaller than my pinki finger and you wanna fuck me ? Your dick ain’t reaching very far in me so you surely ain’t gonna make me TAPOUT !!! Haha that thing so small they have to make extra extra small condoms just for you !!! LOL :P #BURN #BASED
BYE
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Commandment :~ “ Thou shall not be fake ! “
