Harley X Joker One shots

Doodles

Harley sat in the living room of the clown prince of crime.She was bored.So she grabbed a crayon box 🖍and some paper.And drew some hearts 💕 all over the paper and in the middle it said Harley loves her Mistah Jshe had add some more details to it like butterflies and bees 🐝 It was very well done.She was proud of her drawing.''I think I should show this to Mistah J"!He won't like it.....in fact he'll probably rip it up.Harley realized that this was most likely true.But she wanted to do it anyway.Harley trotted up the stairs "Mistah J".She said quietly as she opened the door slowly and carefully."What is it Harles"?!"I drew ya a picture"!😊He sat up quickly "Let me see it".Harley walked over to her puddin "Here ya go".He snatched it up and looked at it with Judgeful eyes and grunted.Hit her This Drawing sucks.She doesn't  deserve you!In fact KILL HER. Not realizing Harley Was still in the room He yelled out"GO AWAY I HATE YOU". To the voice in his head.Harley Quinn responded sadly."Okay p-pudd-in".She crieD

HAHAHAHAAHAAHHA YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SCREW SOMTHING UP DONT YA BOY 

"SHUT UP".

You're talking to yourself again.

"I understand that....now SHUT UP"!Joker yelled at himself.

Harley was downstairs crying 

You can't do anything right you dumb ditz.You should kill you self  it would make him happy.....

"Would it"?

Of course it would!!!He hates you anyway he wouldn't even notice your disappearance.DO IT HARLEY DO IT!!!!😈😈😈

"NO your wrong my Mistah j luvs me"!!!!

Kep telling your self that Harley.we both know it's not the truth.

"SH-HUT UPP"!!!

Harley you realize you telling yourself to shut up right.Anyways listen to me Harley your going to to do EXACTLY what I say Got it?!

Time skip brought to you by farting Rainbows!

"Harley where are you"!Joker was frantically searching for her He had Checked Everywhere.EXCEPT THE BASEMENT!!Her ran down there as fast as humanly possible.Joker didn't have one of those scary Basments it was actually pretty nice nice aside from the dead body laying in front of him.He was to shaken to speak.There lays the body of DR.Harleen Quinnzelle The Jokers plaything.DEAD!He saw a note beside her a slowly picked it up.

Hey Puddin if ya reading this im obviously dead.I hope your happy .I did this for you.The voices told me you would Actually love me for this.So your welcome I left you so more doodles even though you don't like em that much.Its funny how i kill myslef to make you happy.evevn though I won't be there to enjoy your happiness.kind of a sad joke isn't it mr j.I cut a smile on my face that way when you see me you won't be sad.Although you probably don't even care.Bye puddin~

Since Harley was faced down on her side Joker couldn't see her face.He cringed at the thought of turning over.But the voices told him to do it so he did.Saw the bloody corpse of his Princess ...SMILING .He held his stomach and vomited.He picked her up and tears started to fall.The clown prince of crime was crying for the first time ever.

Is this to short  tell so I can make I longer next time!😄