Harley and Joker have a very "loving"relationship.If you wanna call it that....Anyway this is a book of random stories (One shots)THERE IS NOT AN ORDER OF CHAPTERS.unless I do 2or more stories.so there kinda one shots.but kinda not.#Harley Quinn
Harley waltzed down the stairs after just waking up.Harley got an idea.She called her friend Ivy"Speak to me"."Hey Ivy how's things going".(Yes I know I wrote that sentence wrong it's how Harley speaks)"Good I guess...why you calling"?"I had an idea"."Okay shoot"."I would never shoot you"!"No Harley it means...never mind what's your idea"?"GIRLS NIGHT"!"Ohmahgoshness I will be there at 7 okay"!?"See ya there"!!
Time skip
It was 5:00 now and Harley couldn't find anything to wear first she tried on a red and black dress
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But she wasn't sure so she went upstairs to ask joker for his opinion.Harley knocked on his door."Come in"."Whacha think puddin"!?Joker looked up from his desk and sighed."it looks fine".He immediately looked back at his desk."Puddin"?"Yes Harley"!?"Ya don't care do ya"?harley held back her tears."Of course I care"!Joker said with no emotion still writing at his desk."Joker please give me a serious judgement "!''serious.....WHY SO SERIOUS HARLEY"!Harley couldn't find the right words.So she started to laugh after all she was INSANE .Joker was surprised by this as he was usually the one bursting into laughter.As Harley spoke she still laughed"You said you care your so funny J"!He hated this her chilling laughs."Stop laughing"!Joker had really rubbed off on her.Joker grabbed Harley by the chin And said"You have disobeyed me...your a BAD girl"!Harley was trying to be confident but she still showed fear.Just then Ivy walked up behind him.She bashed him over the head with a flower pot."Thanks Ivy I thought I wuz dead back there"."Anytime Harley"!"Ivy I've got an idea that might change the plans a little ya in"?!"Whatever it is I'm down"!
Time skip brought to you by a lazy author
Joker sat in a chair.His hands were tied to the arm rests.He looked around trying to figure out where he was his vision was blurry.when it became clear again he realized what room he was in.He was in his basement.Jokers basement you would expect some horror movie type basement but no.This was his basement
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"Oh ya decided to wake up"!Harley giggled.She had her hair so you couldn't see the blue and pink tips.She was also wearing a different Dress."Ya have met Ivy right"?!Joker nodded slightly "Get me outta this stupid rope"!!"Uhh How bout....no"!?Harley Laughed again to herself."HARLEY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY"!!"I said NO and whatcha gonna do bout it stare at me I've rendered you powerless"."KILL ME ALREADY"!?"Where's the fun in that~"?!Joker Saw Ivy standing across the room playing on her phone.Wearing
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"What are you going to do Harley"?joker spat.Harley face was not longer smiling she walked up to him.
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"Remember every time you hit me.Well this is going to be SO much worse.Much MUCH worse....but me and Ivy have somwhere to be so I'll see ya later PUDDIN"!A with that her and Ivy walked out the door.Joker sat there for twenty minutes before going off to sleep.
