Harley X Joker One shots

Jokes on you part 1

Harley's POV

I found my new least favorite word POSITIVE  .I passed the test!I would LOVE to have a lil kid of my own.But Mistah J probably won't feel the same."Joker where are ya"?!"Is that my Harley"!?"Yes..."."OH Harles I've been looking for ya everywhere doll"!!"Why.."."So I could do THIS"!Joker yelled as he kicked me in the stomach OUT OF ALL PLACES!!!He really didn't kick me harder than I could handle but I cried anyway cuz of my baby."JOKER WHY"?!I cried out."Cuz you've been a bad Girl You went out without my permission"!I stood up proud and tall."Ya wanna know why Puddin"!"WHY"!"I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR NEW SON OR DAUGHTER"!I screamed at the top of my lungs.Realizing He had probably just killed his kid joker stood back in horror."Yo-u ar-e p-pregnant"!?"WELL I WAS IM NOT SURE NOW YA PROBABLY JUST KILLED EM"!!!I was now crying my eyes out.He couldn't speak."SAY  SOMTHIN"!!!He tried nothin came out."What the hell is wrong with you J"!I said out of anger."Everything".He started to laugh.I looked at him in disgust.

"You will NEVER SEE THIS CHILD".I ran out the door as fast.I waited to see if he would run after me.He didn't.I Waited to see if He would stop laughing.He didn't.I waited And waited and waited.Until I grew impatient.I had my purse which luckily my car keys were in.I started my car. and drove.I went where I knew someone could make me feel better.I was gonna go to a bar but I was pregnant so not the best idea.Plan b was to go see deadshot.I couldn't do it her lived in apartments so I parked in the parking lot.And sat in the top of my car.Just my luck it started to rain.But I had my trusty umbrella.

I started to cry thinking about everything.All we have been through.