Chapter 3
AN: BTW there will probably not be any more Louis POV unless he slips out of his headspace… which I don’t intend to happen.
Harry’s POV
Today we were doing an interview with Louis. I was really nervous. What if he messes himself while we film? I took deep breathes to calm myself before I woke up Louis. He can tell when I am sad, or nervous. That makes him scared and then he cries. I saw he was sleeping with his bum in the air. It was cute. I took a few pics and then woke Louis up. He started whining and I felt his nappy was wet. I changed him and dressed him in his striped onsie. Louis has regressed even more. He now only says simple words like Baba, nappy, bottle, stripes, change, up, down, no, yes, and thank you. I was happy. I didn’t think I was gonna get a girlfriend any time soon. So I got Louis so he could be my baby that I could show to my mum and sister. I put on his baby Toms and let him crawl around. I filled the diaper bag and put Louis on his monkey backpack leash. He is such a hyper-active kid. I got this so he wouldn’t walk away. Ya know, just in case! I walked with Lou to the limo, where the boys and the girls were waiting for us. Lou immediately went to them and screamed, “Meme (Danielle), Mommy (Perrie), Dede (Liam), Daddy (Zayn), and Papa (Niall)!” he jumped on them and gave them each a hug. Then he went back to Dani and Perrie and they fed him. He crawled around and ended up back with me. He settled on my lap and fell asleep sucking his thumb. I switched his thumb for a dummy and he sucked happily, mumbling about Irish Niall leprechauns in his sleep. Niall laughed and we all talked about the interview. Louis’ bum felt warm and I realized he wetted his nappy in his sleep. I changed him slowly as to not wake him and handed him to Liam who rocked him and held the dummy in Louis mouth so it wouldn’t fall. Louis woke up from his power nap a few minutes before we got to the studio. I checked his nappy and saw it was dry. I sighed in relief. We were gonna be on Ellen with Louis. We walked in and we were all rushed into hair and makeup. Even Louis. They put a red and white striped shirt on him with jeans and red suspenders. They left his red Toms on and put a red beanie on his head. They fluffed his hair and he looked perfect. I was wearing a white T, with black skinny jeans and a baby blue blazer. I was wearing dress shoes and they fluffed my hair as well. Liam was wearing his signature plaid and jeans outfit, Zayn was wearing his stylish varsity jacket outfit, and Niall was wearing a polo with jeans and Supras. We all smiled at each other. Then the girls came. Danielle was wearing a light blue flowy shirt tied in the front with a white tank underneath, she had light-washed skinny jeans, tan wedges, and some cute bangles and matching earrings. Perrie was wearing a dress that was grey and said ZAP all over it. It was like Zayn’s tattoo. She had grey heels and her engagement ring on (OF COURSE!). I made sure Louis went before the show and I changed him just in time. We were ushered on stage and then the producer said, “We are live in 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1!” “Hello everyone! Welcome to the Ellen show! Today we have One Direction, their gf’s, and Harry’s age-play son Louis!” Everyone cheered and we got down to business.
Liam’s POV
“So Louis, who is your favorite member in your daddy’s band?” Ellen asked Louis. “I wuv Niall, he gives me these little chocolates and he gives me hugs and kisses, and he wuvs me and he plays with me and… he wuvs me!” I smiled. He was so cute. “So Niall how about that?” “Well I better keep doing what I’m doing, seeing as Lou-bear here WUVS me!” Louis crawled over everyone’s laps to Niall and gave him a hug. Everyone awed. Okay so far so good. We told Ellen in advance that Louis usually has accidents when there are loud noises so she told everyone in advance to be quiet for Louis. We kept going with questions until Louis started falling asleep. Ellen noticed and said, “Don’t sleep now buddy! Your Daddy told us you were quite the singer! Would you like to sing for us?” He immediately perked up and nodded his head fast. “Now everyone, as I said before, Louis is a little baby in his head so try not to be loud, he might have an accident and we don’t want that!” everyone laughed and Louis blushed. He got set up at the microphone and Diana came on. Louis sung it and everyone applauded him loudly. Ellen noticed and saw his nappy expanding. He whimpered and ran to us. “How about we go on commercial break! See ya in a few!” The ON AIR sign blinked off and Louis let out his tears. Harry took him backstage to change him while we stayed with Ellen.
Harry’s POV
The audience applauded loudly at Louis performance. I winced and saw the seat of Louis pants expanding. He had an accident. Ellen noticed and got us on commercial break. That is when Louis started bawling. “BABA IT HURTS!” he was clenching his fists and I knew he was constipated. He finally sighed and I changed him. He had a little rash so I put cream and powder. He stared giggling and sucked his thumb. I replaced it with a bottle and brought him back onstage. Immediately Ellen came over and apologized. “I am SO sorry! I didn’t know the audience wouldn’t listen! I didn’t know Louis was such a singer!” She turned to Louis. “Hi Louis! You are an amazing singer dude!” He giggled and said, “Tank you!” around his bottle. She smiled. “He can bring the bottle onto stage if he wants.” I smiled. “Okay.” I had a dummy in my pocket just in case Louis finished. The ON AIR sign flickered back on and Ellen said, “Welcome back! Little Louis here is just having a bottle! Look at that cute face!” The audience awed and Louis giggled. He finished his bottle and handed it to me. He started sucking his thumb and I put his dummy in. I bounced him on my knee and he started laughing. His dummy fell out and he whimpered. I shushed him and Ellen looked excited? “Guess what Louis?” she said. He sniffed and looked at her with tear-filled eyes. “Wat Ellen?” “I have a surprise for you!” “Wat!?!?” then a man ran on with a basket. It was filled with Ellen themed baby supplies. There was an Ellen nappy cover, bottle, dummy, blanket, shirt, and teddy bear. He giggled when Ellen gave his dirty dummy to the man and put the Ellen dummy in his mouth. He made grabby hands towards her and she gratefully took him. We finished the interview and he now calls Ellen Auntie E. She almost broke into tears when he called her that during the interview. She will most likely be visiting us in the near-by future with her girlfriend. We got in the limo and Louis crawled around on the floor playing with his new teddy bear. We got home and a very fancy envelope was in our mail. It was an invitation to Taylor Swift’s album release… Louis was invited too? It’s tomorrow? I looked through it all, on the bottom it said Louis could wear a onsie in pencil. I sighed in relief. I put Louis to bed and let the guys and girls stay in our 3 guest rooms.
AN: So… I did a dance workshop with Shane Garcia…. If you don’t know who he is look him up…. LIKE NOW! It totally was an amazing experience! I loved it! It is our school’s Annual Fall Workshop! If he is doing it again next year I am SO doing it again! That’s it! Love Y’all A Honey Bunches of Oats!
Kisses,
~Sammie <3
