Step 2. Ass, Ass and more Ass.
If you have a big butt, jesus will bless you with fame and fortune.
Kim Kardashian isn't talented,smart and she's not even that pretty....
Same with Nicki Minaj....
But what do they both have?
Assssssss.
If you have a big butt somehow you will magically grow a singing voice, get casted on a reality show, something.
Having a big butt will solve all of your problems.
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HOW TO GET FAMOUS
FanfictionAs a Kardashian I know everything you need to know to get famous. And since I'm a fucking good person I'm giving you all the details on making it in Hollywood. Your welcome
