HOW TO GET FAMOUS

10. Twerk it

If you can twerk you can do anything.

For those of you who have been under a fucking rock for the last year here is the definition of twerking.

Twerking is a type of dancing in which an individual dances to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance."The term itself is of uncertain origin, although common assumptions include a contraction of "footwork" and a portmanteau of the words "twist" and "jerk".Since the 2000s, twerking has been widely associated with modern hip hop culture in the United States.

Twerking attracts attention so if you know how to twerk you will be the life of the party, and become famous because everyone will remember you. And eventually you will get a party girl/boy reputation and BOOM you're fucking famous.

So let me give you some twerking tips since Kim Kardashian is my sister and she is the twerk queen.

-Don't twerk to country music

-If you are African American there is a 70% chance you can naturally twerk

-Spread your legs out and twerk it will make your booty bounce more and it will appear your ass is bigger than it really is

-If you're white there's a 50% chance you have TDS. ( Twerk Deficiency Syndrome) Which means you will never be able to twerk, Miley Cyrus has TDS

- you have to actually have a butt to be able to twerk (sorry Miley)

You get bonus points for being able to wall twerk.

I hope me teaching you how shake your ass in a provocative manner helps you get famous, Love Kourtney

Vote if you can twerk <3