Joker and Harley's Crybaby

Whatever, Whatever

I just had one of the best things ever in life!

These flipping carne asada fries!

They are so good Alfred can cook! I wish I could just take him home with me. "Mr. Alfred these carne asada fries are so good." Alfred smiled to himself.

"Thank you very much dear. You don't have to address me with Mr, Alfred is just fine dear would you like some more fries dear?" Is he sent from Heaven?

"Yes please thank you." I held out my plate to him watching Alfred scoop a huge chunk of cheesy fries. I  looked when the door swung open Tim and Alfred just carried on like normal.

I know I don't see men very often other than dad's goons that come to pick him up but this man that is walking through the door is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen.

"Master Wayne glad you can make it your food is ready for you." Alfred walks over to him to take his jacket, I wonder why does Alfred baby him? "Hello Tim and hi you must be..." He looked like he wasn't really happy to see me I don't blame him my hair is pink and purple I don't think I ever had a natural hair color.

"I'm Cr-Melanie me and Tim are science partners." Tim is greatly embarrassed by me. "Nice to meet you Melanie I'm sorry to sound a little unwelcoming. But are your parents expecting you to come home at a certain hour?" Crap I forgot all about meeting Sosy and its so late I'm going to get into so much trouble now! "Just asking no need to panic you can spend the night with us, the police don't want anyone on the streets." He starts eating with a look of gratitude toward Alfred.

"Bruce, how come they don't want anyone on the streets?" Tim leans in suddenly interested in the conversation. "Well due to the recent sightings of clowns the police think they are connected with the Joker." He continued eating like normal.

What are the clown sightings? "Um what do you mean by clown sightings?" I stuffed my mouth with some more fries.

"You haven't heard about them?" Was I supposed to know about them?

"She doesn't go out very much." Tim intervened mouthing stop asking questions when Bruce looked away. "Well I don't blame you there isn't much to see or do in Gotham." He chuckles after the whole carousel thing I didn't think we would ever see the city ever again. "So what people mean by clown sightings is that it's men dressing up in scary clown costumes and scaring people." That's not related to dad not at all. I know it's not dad because for some reason to me it doesn't sound like him.

Sosy would probably say some losers trying to be scary for once in there pathetic life. I couldn't help but to laugh because that's exactly what she would say.

Everyone was looking at me I guess wrong time. I scarfed down the rest of my fries. Tim face palms himself leaving a red mark on his head.

Well I can't help I make myself laugh so whatever to him. My sense of humor slays.

Sorry for not updating I will be more consistent sorry Peeps I still love you.