Bacon #1: Brother we can't make it!
Bacon #2: OH YES WE CAN!!!! *grabs bacon by the hand and they both run for their lives across the counter*
Bacon #1: *sees the big gap between the counter and freedom* WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!
Bacon #2: JUST DO IT!!!! *both jump into the "bottomless pit" or the trash can*
Jason: Where are you two going? *catches the pieces of bacon before they fell* *walks over to the frying pan*
Bacon #2: Brother, you were right...*both pieces of bacon were dropped to the frying pan*
The bacons: *screams in pain while being fried alive*
Bacon #1: F*** MY LIFE!!!!!
******
Jason: Who wants bacon?
Rest of the batfam: ME!!!! *runs for the food*
Jason: *starts running with the frying pan and bacon* SH*T!!!!
*******
Damian: And that's the story of our bacons...
Everybody else: *stares at him*
Lucy: What the f***...
YOU ARE READING
Ask the BATFAM!!!!
De TodoTitle says it all...even if a million people already did this but eh, worth a shot
