Opposites attract (Werewolf! Sans X Neko! Reader

Can i not be a kabob for once

Ididntupdateforamonthyayme

I woke up next to Kate and felt my head. They felt like my neko ears!
CHARA MY EARS ARE NORMAL AGAIN!
Ouch. I think I'm deaf. And yes they are normal. But you're not in your original timeline.

I shook Kate "GET UP!" "Five more yeeeaaaars" she groaned
"NO LETS GO NOW!! I picked her up like a football, papyrus style, and sprinted through the ruins. Tori was shocked when we flew through her house, but I just laughed and kept going. I, of course, stopped at the bridge to meet sans and set Kate on the ground. "Hey pumpkin," he said his neko ears turning. "Back again kate?" "AgAIn?" I said with insanity dripping off of every vowel. I picked her up by her shirt and held one of my claws to her neck "if you even try to hit on my sans then you're gonna have a bad time." I full on glared at her "Ok" she squeaked out. "let's go" I said enthusiastically "no time to waste!" I skipped away. Sans and Kate looked at each other and followed.  As i skipped along through snowdin and waterfall, multiple monsters with cat ears went and ran the direction that I was going. Probably to tell asgore. I thought.

As the water started to heat up and turn into magma, a dark figure with a cape appeared. "Human," A voice that I knew as Asgore boomed "PREPARE TO DIE" "ok I'm ready" I said "just stab me right here." I pointed to a big red 'x' where my soul was. "Uhh ok?" He did as he was told and stabbed me right in the middle of the 'x'. "X.....marks the.......spot." Was the last thing I said before I died.

I was laying on the ground when Kate appeared "when can we go home?" She whined "I'm getting tired of being stabbed like a kabob." "soon" chara responded "for right now, onto the next au." Me and Kate groaned as we were sent to another au.

I woke up again and made Kate levitate above the ground. I teleported to snowdin not wanting to bother toriel. I waited for sans but this strange......human came up to me. He resembled a lot like sans.  He had caramel skin and icy blue eyes. Pearly white teeth and donned a blue jacket.  "Hey pumpkin" gorgeous hooman
said sounding a little tired "who are you?!" I said "how do you know my nickname?!" He chuckled "in here we are humans. It's still me sans." I swear I drooled for a solid 3 minutes and had starry eyes before I snapped out of it and sat on his shoulders, still holding Kate in my magic.

Wait.......Kate's been silent this whole time.

I look at Kate and see she's looking back at me like 'fml I'm stuck in this magic grip' ................or was it
'WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVEEEEE MEEE'

Oh well I can't read minds.

"Can we crash at your place so we have a break from being kabobs?" I asked "it's really painful and tiring." "Sure," he said grinning while walking forward "anything for you my cool babe."  I giggled "hey! Thats snow way to talk to your girlfriend!" A muffled 'SHUT UP' came from the right of me and when I looked Kate was glaring at me.

I snorted and saw papyrus in the distance as we begin the scene of pap yelling at sans and sans telling puns. Boy were we surprised. I had forgotten that we were in humantale and saw a human papyrus bounding over here.

DAMN! (DAT ASS! XDDD)
Pap was looking smexy! (not as smexy as bae under my butt) BUT DAMN!! He is foooooiine!!
(Ph-o-ine)

-/()'time skip brought to you by spark-ghetti!'()\-

We had been at gorgeous hooman 1 and 2's house for about a week. We had to live on spark-ghetti which everyone didn't have the stomach for. Ha ha.....ha....ha? Kate kept looking at me weirdly the past couple of days and it was really confusing. "Yo Kate," I said as I walked up to her while she was looking in the fridge "why do you keep looking at me like I'm dead?" She continued to look in the fridge until she found a bottle of ketchup. I leaned closer because it looked del-wait just a second. Why am I attracted to this ketchup? I smacked my forehead and heard a hollow thunk. She laughed and started to pour it down the sink. I ignored the thunk and started to run at her.