I'M BACK BITCHES!!!

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HoodieQueen: THAT'S RIGHT!!!I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!! *DOES HAPPY DANCE*

Natsu: Queeny! you left us here without Reader~Senpai!

Gray: Yeah! For once i agree with the idiot pyro!

N: hey! what was that you little popsicle stripper!

G: Bring it flame brain!

HQ: Oh yeah! i found these two love interests hiding in my closet! *cough cough* perverts*cough cough*

G&N: Sorry Hoodie/Queeny!

HQ: fine! BUT! to make it up to me you have to A: not fight for the rest of today and B: Promise to behave in the make up for lost time oneshot i'm making because of my absence in the Wattypads.

G&N: Fine, but only if you bring Reader~Senpai in. NOW!

HQ: okay! okay! fine. i was planning on it anyway! and cut that out!

G&N: What?

HQ: THAT!

G&N: *looks at each other in confusion* What?

HQ: TALKING TOGETHER!!!!! ARGH!!!!

G&N: *smirks at each other* NOPE!

HQ: FINE! NO READER HUMAN!

G&N: WE'LL STOP! WE'LL STOP!

HQ: SAY SOMETHING NOT IN SYNC!

N: I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BONFIRE!!!!

G: I WANNA SEE MAH LIL' ASS KICKER!!! {TWD anyone? no? i'll get back to them now...*i cri*}

HQ: Alright! Here she is!

Reader~Senpai magically appears out of nowhere with Rogue. HQ walks up to Rogue and jumps on his back piggy back style. everyone is in complete shock except for Rogue and HQ.

G&N&R: WHAT THE FRICKIN' FAIRYTAIL IS THAT!

HQ: "THIS" is called me and Rogue being together for hmm.. TWO MONTHS!!!

G&N&R: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!!!!

Rogue nods and gently drops HQ and turns around to face her with a smirk so he can lean down and...

Laxus somehow appears magically and kicks Rogue to the side.

L: Hoodie Dragon Queen! How many times do i have to tell you that you can't do this to Igneel!

HQ: News flash you over protective little maggot! THAT WAS IGNEEL DAMMIT!

L: what? i'm confused.

HQ: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY DESIGNATED ROYAL PROTECTOR DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO INTERFERE IN MY LOVE LIFE! AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IGNEEL NEEDED A NEW HUMAN HOST SINCE HIS LAST ONE WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO HAMDLE THE KING DRAGON POWER AND HE CHOSE ROGUE FOR SOME REASON! TWO MONTHS AGO!!!

L: Oh. Sorry?

HQ pops her neck an the rest of her joints then kicks Laxus with all her might. the rest of the people in the room are still recovering from the shock of seeing Rogue try to kiss someone.

N: *realization dawns upon him in a rush* ROGUE IS MY FATHER???!!!!!

HQ: it's complicated, but i guess so. heh?

N faints into Reader~Senpai who catches him

R: *realization dawns upon her in a rush* AUTHOR~CHAN IS QUEENY???!!!!!

R faints into Gray who catches her and lets Natsu fall to the floor loudly. Gray casually carries Reader~Senpai out f the room and into an intergalactic worm hole where she pops out in her actual bed in the story line.

HQ: That's all folks! imma go now. *awkwardly shuffles of to the side with Rogue right behind her.  

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