Zodiac Stories *discontinued*

Mall Jail

For miriamalegra! Hope you enjoy!

Male!Scorp x Fem!Pisces
Came up with this one on Pinterest ... And it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

"Why'd we have to go to the mall the day before Christmas, Pisces?" Scorpio whined.

"Because ... I forgot to buy you a Christmas present, so ... what do you want, darling?" Pisces said to her boyfriend

"Oh, how thoughtful, sweetheart, I did the same to you," Scorpio retorted.

A couple minutes went by and the two were walking around the mall when they spotted Capricorn and Taurus shopping around in a clothes store.

They walked over and Cap and Taurus had seen them and they his in  clothes racks. When Pisces and Scorp came over to check out clothes, the other two jumped out ... Many profanities were screeched.

"WHAT THE HE--," the Scorpion was about to yell until Pisces covered his mouth.

"Watch your language Scorp," Pisces chided, "there are children around here."

"I don't see any ... and even if I did, they can kiss my --," Scorpio was cut of again, this time by a smack to the stomach.

"Don't be so rude, idiot."

"Ah ... Be quiet, you know you love me," Scorpio replied, snaking an arm around her shoulders.

"Whatever, let's just go," Pisces answered, dragging Scorpio into the next store.

~Time Skip~

The couple had been walking around the mall forever! And they still hadn't found anything that they liked. Scorpio had teased Pisces, and almost bought her a fake torch because she "looked really hot." As a counter, Pisces bought Scorpio a 100% wool sweater, and persuaded him to wear it on Christmas Day ... without anything under it.

"Why do I always fall for you, Pisces?" Scorp asked.

"Because I always "look so hot?" " Pisces teased. Scorpio blushed from embarrassment and Pisces smirked.

"I guess that's true," Scorpio admitted, kissing Pisces on the cheek. Then, it was her turn to be embarrassed.

"Thanks."

"No problem, sweetheart."

Pisces could tell he actually meant that this time, and smiled and leaned her head on his shoulder.

More time passed, but they didn't notice. They were genuinely enjoying each other's company. Scorpio laughed, and saw Pisces breathing get heavy.

"Do you need to sit?" He asked.

"Nah, I'm just a bit tired," Pisces replied.

"Okay ... well, you stay here. I'll be right back, I wanna look into the shoe store." Pisces nodded and watched Scorpio leave.

She ended up taking a seat ... and a few minutes later, taking a nap in a massage chair.

She woke up to a kid bugging her. She sneered, and shooed them away ... He kept coming back.

"Hey, hey old lady! Do you think you could get rid of those wrinkles with a massage chair! You're pretty stupid!! I thought old hags were supposed to be magical and smart! Guess I was wrong!!" The little boy exclaimed, "Say, do you believe in Santa!? Wait ... Old people don't believe in Santa, what was I thinking?!"

"Oi! Kid! You know Santa isn't real," Pisces growled. The kid suddenly burst into tears and went crying to his mom.

Pisces didn't feel like she did anything wrong ... That's when two Mall Security guards grabbed her arms and dragged her to the basement of the mall kicking and screaming.

"YOU KNOW!!! YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL SECURITY GUARDS!" Pisces yelled (I disagree, mall security is very important ... Thank you )

~Time Skip~

"Excuse me, Miss, have you seen a young woman ... about yea high, blue hair?" Scorpio asked, putting his hand to the middle of his upper arm, "Ah, what am I saying ... She's shorter than that!" He moved his hand to the elbow of his six foot frame.

The lady shook her head, and Scorpio searched awhile longer, then he overheard some people talking about a young girl who was taken to the basement Mall Jail.

Scorpio rushed down, and as soon as he did he heard voices conversing.

"Now, Miss Pisces. Please apologize to our Security and the children and we'll let you go," a mall official asked politely. Scorpio hung back, listening to the conversation unfold.

"I'm sorry ... that your officers are incompetent."

"Try again."

"I'm apologize ... to all the children who think Santa is real, because they sure are in for it," Pisces laughed.

Scorpio edged his head around the corner, and saw Pisces in a plastic jail cell, and burst into laughter.

"Hello officers, I'm sorry for the trouble this one caused. She didn't know what she was saying," Scorpio chuckled, but sent a glare to his girlfriend, "please forgive her and let her out."

"Well, since you asked politely, and it's so close to Christmas ... we'll let her off with just a warning next time."

"Thanks," Pisces muttered, as she walked out, hand in hand with Scorpio.

"You really are an idiot aren't you?" Scorpio asked once they were out of the basement.

"Hey, that's not very nice!"

Scorpio grabbed her waist and pulled her close. Pisces's face flashed with blush, and Scorpio laughed, tilting her chin up.

"Scorpio, what did I say about kissing in public?"

"No one's here Pisces ... It'll be fine." Scorpio pulled her closer and kissed her passionately.

"Mama ... Look, someday ... I wanna love somebody like that!" A little girl's voice echoed.

Scorpio's forehead touched Pisces's when he pulled away. He left one more chaste kiss on her lips, then dragged her, stunned if I may add, back to his car and drove her home.

"Scorp, today was really fun! Even if we didn't buy anything!" Pisces exclaimed.

"WHA!" Scorp shouted, "I FORGOT YOUR PRESENT AT THE MALL!! I'M SO SORRY!" He gave Pisces a quick peck on the lips, after she was on her porch, and raced back to his car.

"It's fine ... darling," Pisces smiled to herself as she stepped into her house.

Heeeyyy! Long time no see! I missed you guys ... all my Wattpad family.

@miriamalegra I really hope you enjoyed this ... I personally love this one! Pisces and Scorpio are so good together!
Bye bye!

        ~LN (Author-chan)