Zodiac Stories *discontinued*

Idiots and Dorks

SakataGinchan
Thanks for your request. Hope you enjoy.

Jock! Scorp x Nice! Virgo

"AH HA!" Cap screeched, "SUCK IT NOOB!" She was dancing around Sagittarius's living room. Capricorn had just beaten Scorpio once again at ... Drumroll please ... Call-of-freaking-Duty.

She played a lot apparently.

Virgo smacked her head and pulled her away. She was still doing her victory dance. It looked like The Charleston had a baby with the Harlem Shake.

Scorpio hung his head in shame and pretended to bow to Capricorn.

"Don't be an idiot Scorpio," Virgo chided. He flashed her a toothy grin.

"I'm not an idiot, you're just a dork," he said, punching Virgo's arm lightly, "an uptight dork at that."

She beamed at him, laughed and ruffled his hair. Let me lay something out. Scorpio and Virgo. Childhood sweethearts for the win! They were just really dense when it came to each other's feelings for one another.

"I ship it so hard," Gem whispered to Aries.

"Uh huh, me too," she murmured back.

Now, the Mars triplets had been inseparable since second grade. Until Virgo came along.

Virgo broke them up, in a good way she liked to think. Aries, Cancer, and Sagittarius were still warming up to her though.

"Guys," Capricorn said, her voice muffled, "get me out of this love and gross sandwich." (Okay, that was like such a bad joke, but that's what I'm here for ... For you to laugh at me ;)

"Whoops!" Virgo said cheerfully, as she scooted away from Scorpio, "Sorry!"

"ARGH! MY NEUTRAL FEELINGS ABOUT THIS RELATIONSHIP HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!! I SHIP IT!!" Capricorn screeched.

"You are too cute when you talk like that," Taurus said, looking down at Capricorn who had bumped into him.

"Join us on the dark side Cap," Gemini and Aries said in unison, both smirking.

"Oh my gosh, that's so creepy," Virgo said with a smile, "how'd you learn to do that?"

"Oh, you just have to be really close to one another, like us," the two said linking arms and mirroring each other, "we've been friends for years."

"Yep, me too!" Capricorn said as Gem and Ari rested their arms on her head.

"Ha! That's hilarious!" Virgo shouted slapping her knee. Aries just rolled her eyes. Virgo was too nice for her liking.

"Yeah, well. You guys need to go," Aries said, pushing the other signs out the door, "I have to blowtorch the pieces of wood in the backyard."

After all the signs left, Aries, Sagi, and Cancer plopped down on the couch.

"What about the wood Ari?" Sagittarius asked. Aries scoffed.

"Don't you remember?" Aries asked, "I dropped my blowtorch off at Tiger and Monkey's house last week. They said they needed it."

"Oh right," Sagi said, "now I remember."

"Of course you do," Cancer said, his voice laced with sarcasm.

"Hey! Rude!" Aries exclaimed, hitting her older brother in the stomach.

"Sorry," Cancer choked, clutching his stomach.

Time Skip

"Hey, Scorp! Could you pass me the tape!?" Virgo shouted, her voice muffled because of the paper in her mouth.

"Got it!" He replied. The Scorpion rushed to the tape dispenser and grabbed some.

Virgo laughed and took the tape from him gently. Careful not to crumple it.

"Thank you," she said sweetly, smiling up at Scorpio.

"No problem," Scorpio boasted, "I'm just that great."

Virgo giggled and the two laughed. Scorpio was very different around her, than the others.

Time Skip

The signs are back at school and working hard for exams coming up. Study teams are ... Aries, Sagi, and Cancer (bad combo). Gem, Leo, and Cappy. Aqua, Virgo, and Scorp. Lastly, Taurus, Pisces, and Libra.

"Hey!" Pisces yelled, "Do guys wanna combine groups!"

"Actually! I'd rather just go alone!" Aqua replied, "These two'll be quite busy!"

"What?" Virgo asked.

"Doing what exactly?" Scorpio questioned.

"Oh ya know ... Each other," Aqua said. Pisces and Taurus exploded into laughter, and Scorp and Virgo's faces went bright red.

"Idiots," Scorp mumbled.

"Dorks," Virgo said.

They looked at one another, "Same thing," they laughed.

End!

SakataGinchan! I am SOOO sorry this took so long! Please forgive me? I have school now and I am quite busy. I REALLY hope you like this. And again, you can't even tell how sorry I am, to all of you. (Wow, that was dramatic), BUT I REALLY MEAN IT! *Author-chan is practically sobbing*

Bye bye!