Love Overdose

Part 1: Introductions

Part 1: Introduction

4 years later…

It’s a Monday morning in southern Charry County, the first day of school at CCHS. I have been picking out my outfit for 3 weeks and I finally found it. A see-through chiffon shirt from XXI with a studded collar, and my high waisted jeans with some fresh white converse. Simple and inexpensive. I got my nails and hair done yesterday so I don’t look like “who did it and why?” I straightened my umbrae faded hair, brushed my teeth, told Grandma Edna I loved her and headed across the street for J. Believe it or not this dude walked out with a Chicago Bulls snap-back and a simple white tee-shirt and some dark, IRONED (surprisingly) jeans and a fresh pair of J’s on. I looked at him like “oh you think you cute huh?!?”

“Aye wuzzup my ninja!” he said running to me like he hadn’t seen me in years.

“Wuzzup Mane!?” I said running back at him. About half way we looked at each other like #FKYS. We both laughed. If was funny how we think alike in so many ways, sarcastic minds think alike.

We talked any and everything on our way to the bus stop. He told me how his mama slapped him yesterday because she accidentally received a dick pic that he was supposed to send to his girlfriend Camille. I laughed at him so hard I started to cry. He had this big ass red mark like a welt from when her long nails scratched him. God he was so stupid sometimes. When the bus finally arrived I attempted to walk up the stairs when J grabbed me by my pants loop and dragged me back down so he could go first. He looked back at me and said, “Negroes first, Mulato!” Mulato?!? I had been teaching some Spanish over the summer and a  Mulato is a mixed person. Ugh his dumbass pisses me off sometimes.

“Its different times now bitch, Rosa Parks goes first!” J continued. I looked at him like WTF is wrong with you? The bus driver started to laugh but I thought J was trynna be cute, “Dat shit aint funny” I thought.

When I finally got on the bus I saw the most beautiful thing in the world. Golden skin, muscled chiseled arms, green eyes and pearly white STRAIGHT teeth (You have to have straight teeth!)  I was walking slowly behind J just so I could get a good view of him and he was even sexier up close. I looked at him and smiled and he smiled at me too, ugh he wasn’t making any of this easy on me. As I walked past him I could feel him staring at me with his mint green eyes. I smiled at the thought of his face features. Then I saw my R.O.D (Ride Or Die) Rhynne. Rhynne aka Juicy Booty, no seriously her ass is colossal.

“Aye girl!” I said

“Hey Hey Hey!” 

“U aint nobody!” said J  as he looked back at me    

“STFU!”

“So what’s been up? You and Grams good” said Rhynne

“Yea but let me ask you something Who is that sexy thing up there at the front of the bus?”

“Oh that’s Andres, he’s new from the Bronx and yes you pronounce the ‘s’  is Andres. He’s Italian and black, yea he cute but I aint checkin’ for him though.”

“You sound real thirsty even thought there’s enough water in your goddamn house!” said J

“Bruh shut up!” Me and Rhynne said in unison

“Mane he aint checkin for you. There’s too much ester gin back here for me! Imma sit with Andresssssss…”

“I swear to GOD if you say something to him about this…”

“You‘ll kill me, bring me back to life cut my dick off then you‘ll kill me again, yeah yea… whatever!”

“J!”

“I’m not chill out!”

J quickly got up and sat with Andre with and “s” and of course yelled so the whole bus could hear.

“Hello Andresssssss, ok you know that mixed girl I came in here with, well yeah she want the ‘d’!”

I was so embarrassed, but Andres got up and said “Ok she can come and get it” and then winked at me! Ahhh so sexy! And then the dumbass J turned around and gave me the thumbs up and mouthed “I got you!”  

I hate J! The bus driver too for laughing! Fuck her! ;}