Ashton: *pulls me on stage*
Ashton: what's your name?
Me: My wife.
Ashton: Everyone! I would like you to meet my wife!
Me: ...
Ashton: ...
Audience: ...
Luke: ...
Michael: ...
Calum: ...
Cameraman: ...
His manager: ...
Parents: *face palms*
Best friend: I told her to do that!
