Hamilton Bullet Stories

01

Person A and Person B are getting married. They've written their own vows. When it's B's turn, they admit that they are pregnant.

Ship: Marliza

• Maria is B

• They've been using Alex as a sperm donor but haven't been successful yet

• Eliza says her vows

• They are perfect

• Then it's Maria's turn

• She goes on this long speech about how much she loves Eliza and about her dream of a family with Eliza

• Then she goes "and that dream is going to be a reality"

• Everything is dead silent for a few seconds

• Then Eliza just goes "...what?"

• "I'm pregnant"

• and everyone starts cheering and Eliza just looks at the officiated like "MAY I KISS THE BRIDE?"

• and he nods

• and Eliza just dips Maria and smashes their lips together

• good shit👌🏾