M: Guys what has two heads?
Me: A turtle.
T: What the fuck?
Me: The turtle from science class.
M: NO not that. A man has two heads Get it?
(Everyone thinks for a second. T and I look at each other.)
Me: You're DISGUTING! (Then we all laugh.)

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