Dumb Conversation #3

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M: Guys what has two heads?

Me: A turtle.

T: What the fuck?

Me: The turtle from science class.

M: NO not that. A man has two heads Get it?

(Everyone thinks for a second. T and I look at each other.)

Me: You're DISGUTING! (Then we all laugh.)

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