T:Do you want to get nipple piercings?
Me:WTF?
T:What? Its either that or collar bone piercings.
The other day
Mom: I want my tragus pierced.
Me: Seriously.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: If you can get that, I want my second holes and my lip piercings.
Mom: Let's get them together. She said sarcastically.
Grandpa: Your not getting any piercings.
My Brain: What THE FUCK! Well excuse me?
Everyone started laughing.
Grandpa: Nobody's gonna hire you with all them damn piercings. Unless, you want to work at McDonald's.
(What is my life?) If you want me to post more of these, let me know in the comments. My life is just weird.
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