*Somewhere in Deadpool's brain*

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Before we begin:
[ __ ] - The white box. The one responsible for all rational thoughts.
{ __ } - The yellow box. The one responsible for most stupid and/or humorous and silly thoughts.
( __ ) - Deadpool's general thoughts. Can be either of the above. Doesn't really listen to the first one.
Now for the moment you've been waiting for.
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[... Hello.]

{Who are you talking to?}

[We have visitors. Don't ask how. I believe they're called "readers".]

{Hm.. They sound creepy.}

[I'm sure they're not.]

{Maybe if we stay really quiet, they'll go away.}

(Ehem. If I may, they're not going anywhere. They want to know what goes on inside my head!)

[Are they sure that's a good idea?]

{What are you trying to say?! This place is a blast.}

[My point exactly. Listen closely, dearest reader. Deadpool is very trigger happy. You stay here, you are in danger of-]

{Danger, shmanger! Stick around! It'll be fucking awesome!}

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