*it only gets better*

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Hola, amigos! It's me! Deadpool! Again!
Sorry for my long absence, but I had things to do, you know? Places to be, people to un-alive.
I know you will have missed me dearly. *flicks nonexistent hair* BUT, I'm back. Again.

{And so are we!}

[Unfortunately.]

{Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! You know the readers would be distraught without us here! They'd be in agony!}

[I highly doubt that we are the only form of meaning in-]

{Oh! Boxes!!- this is what they'll say- I'm dying without you! Wade is so boring all on his own!!}

(Excuse me? Don't make me shoot you. Remember, I got control of the limbs, muchachos.)

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 03, 2017 ⏰

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