*Sobbing whilst listening to headphones* SOMEBODY TELL ME, OH- *sniff* WHY I WORKED SO HARD FOR YOUUUU?!
[...What the hell is wrong with us?]
{*full on bawling* GEOOOORGE!!! WHYYYY?!}
[Someone explain why our head hurts so much!]
(Dude, where have you been?! Our GOD has DIED.)
[*gasps* LOGAN IS DEAD?!]
{*smacks the white box* NO, ASSHOLE, GEORGE MICHAEL!}
[*an extremely girly scream can be heard*]
(... I don't even know how you did that.)
*Sniffling, he looks into the camera* These are desperate times, reader. My HERO is up there with the rest of the legends.
But I PROMISE, HE WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS!
Oh- and as for the song choice, those who have been stalking my bio may have noticed that Brayden has disappeared. Yeah... she ran off with Bob the HYDRA guy into the sunset on the back of a unicorn.
But, I think I found a new baby to give my heart to!
Hopefully-- *whimpers* THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS, I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL!
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HumorHey, readers! You know that thing you swore was missing, that you just couldn't put your finger on? Here it is! Remember the voices in my head? Here's where you can (secretly, let's not break any walls) see what those little pricks are getting up t...
