[Okay, so you lack common sense, too. I'm starting to see why you like these people.]
{Don't be a dick. Thanks for sticking around! There's plenty of room in here for you. Just avoid the unicorns and winged tigers.}
[Unicorns--?]
{Shh. A guy can dream.}
(Man, he's a party pooper.)
{Right? You try being stuck in here with him 24/7!}
(I am stuck with both of you, 24/7.)
{Hey! I'll have you know, there was that time we somehow ended up in Rogue's head.}
[That was entertaining.]
{She was hot!}
[Something we agree on. For those who don't know, this is a rare occasion. And the only reason we ended up in Rogue's head, was because Wade chose to ignore me, again. When are you going to learn?]
{Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!}
[*sigh* Yellow box.]
{Probably never.}
[This is why I don't listen to you. Maybe the readers will have a smidgen of sense left. It's being here, I'm telling you. It's catching.]
{Wait! Insanity is infectious?!}
[We'll see. Whenever Wade is in a life-threatening situation in the future, I'm going to leave it up to you readers to get him out of it. He never listens to me.]
{Ooh, nice! And we can have a vote at the end of each chapter!}
(So you're leaving my life in the capable hands of my readers, huh? Nice to know I can rely on you! Assholes. You guys aren't like that, are you? Well... In the words of RuPaul, DON'T FUCK IT UP.)
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HumorHey, readers! You know that thing you swore was missing, that you just couldn't put your finger on? Here it is! Remember the voices in my head? Here's where you can (secretly, let's not break any walls) see what those little pricks are getting up t...
