Hey Voltage! - Star Crossed Myth: Ministers

Getting to Know Some...

Author: "Hello girl and guy gamers of the galaxy, and this is the Author!"

Ichnya: "Woo!"

Author: "Welcome to an O.V.A., otherwise known as, Operation Voltage Alpha, which is kinda like a 'save the humans who-are-actually-anime-characters-on-a-screen' organization, themed story."

Lillia: "Hello, my name is Lillia Colette, one of the members of the Star Crossed Myth group. And this will all be played on Leon, my boyfriend's, story, as you call it on your tablet screens."

Ichnya: "This is, like, my FIRST time doing this! HELLO HUMAN WORLD!!!"

Scalatro: "Ichnya, I am right next to you."

Ichnya: "Eeek! The scorpion lady has arrived! Wow, I honestly didn't hear you coming."

Author: "Okay, you guys simmer down-"

Ichnya: "Why's your name 'Author', anyway?"

Author: "Excuse me?"

Ichnya: "Don't you have a real name?"

Author: "Well, Author is me name...sort of..."

Ichnya: "Wow, so it's like your first name, sort of? Author isn't like a bad name, y'know..."

Tiaras: "It suits you well, seeing how many words you type everyday."

Author: "My name isn't like THAT! Just...call me Author...it's kind of my name anyway..."

Ichnya: "Wait, so it's like your last name? Like Usain Bolt from the Rio Olympics?"

Lillia: "Well, haha, that is a surprising fact. Is it your last name?"

Author: "...Let's just get on with this! We're already at 200 words!"

Scalatro: "Okay...Ms. Author."

Author: "Argh...Lillia! Zyglade! Kana! And you too, Scalatro! Get ready!"

Kana: "Sorry! We...uh...sort of just got here...where's Zyglade?"

Zyglade: "I'm right here, but who's she? I've NEVER seen her before."

Tiaras: "She won't admit her name is Author."

Zyglade: "'Author'? Like thoes book writing humans? That's her name?"

Author: "DROP it already!"

Scalatro: "What's the matter, Author? Hate your name already?"

Author: "Says the lady who's former name was Ayla Troyad Sky of the Black Crow terrorist."

Ichnya: "Oh, so THAT'S what Scalatro's name was back then!"

Scalatro: "I will skin you alive, one day I will."

Tiaras: "Have you guys ever noticed that all Lilac category Colettes love to say stuff that involves tearing their skin apart?"

Ichnya: "Like, I will flay or skin you alive, I will eat your flesh, I will-"

Scalatro: "Do NOT lump me with them!"

Lillia: "Back on topic, please, this is like a history on the Department of Punishments and Wishes."

Zyglade: "Yeah, we were members of those departments, and sorta still are."

Scalatro: "Though you act nothing like Zyglavis..."

Zyglade: "But I mean, WOW, he just went from world's biggest prankster to the most biggest strict-house in all of Skyland."

Tiaras: "And you would've thought that Ichthys would never smile, always scolding Zyglavis for his pranks, then hitting Leon with a newspaper for helping him."

Author: "They were all crazy back then, weren't they?"

Scalatro: "Even Scorpio...I can't believe that guy had become alive for the third time in all of my lives...ridiculous..."

Lillia: "Yeah, Leon's barely recognizable."

Zyglade: "You want 'barely recognizable'?! Zyglavis' hair's in a PONYTAIL. He let it grow out! His hair was always used to be like...well, sorta like Leon's current hair, like that."

Kana: "Karno hasn't really changed a bit, besides the fact that he's in the Department of Wishes, and he isn't a teacher anymore."

Scalatro: "He still eats that poison you share. I just don't get why you two eat that disgusting stuff."

Kana: "It's just spicy chocolate, nothing harmful."

Ichnya: "Well, and I thought dark chocolate ruined sweets for me, with the stuff Kana is eating, I'd take dark chocolate any day."

Tiaras: "No kidding."

Author: "Hmm...isn't that stuff just like ghost peppers, or something?"

Zyglade: "NO. This stuff blows ghost peppers outta the water. It makes ghost peppers taste like ketchup, or something. It's THAT bad."

Author: "Uh, what is it anyway?"

Kana: "It's just spicy chocolate, here, try one."

Author: "Uh...I'm not really good with spicy stuff..."

Kana: "Come on, it's not as bad as they say."

(For all who is reading this I HAVE tried this before... and you CAN'T look it up, for I refuse to give the name of the chocolate)

Author: "Oh, gosh...see you guys in the Celestial World..."

*gulp*

Author: "...Huh, this has no taste...what...?"

Zyglade: "WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOUR TASTE BUDS BUSTED OR SOMETHING?!?!"

Kana: "See? What did I tell you?"

Lillia: "Human, I am impressed."

Tiaras: "How, though...HOW?"

Ichnya: "Maybe she isn't human, Lillia."

Author: "Oh, right my taste buds...I burnt the top ones from drinking coffee."

(this has ALSO had happened to me, but I did not eat the chocolate afterwards, sadly)

Author: "Anyway, let's get on with the story."

Ichnya: "Now?! Aw...I wanted to talk more..."

Author: "Know me right, I do have a section at the end of the book."

Lillia: "Human."

Author: "Me? Yes?"

Lillia: "If we agree to do this story with you, can you do something for us, please?"

Author: "Name it."

Lillia: "Do another story featuring you as the main character."

Author: "What do you mean 'me'?"

Lillia: "Use your regular action, what you normally do...and yes, we do expect you name in here."

Author: "...I had thought there was a twist in that...fine."

Ichnya: "I wonder what the other humans-"

Author: "They're Wattpad readers."

Ichnya: "Yeah, those, I wonder what they'll say to the Author's real name."

Author: "...at least I'm not showing my face...Let's just go!"

Aaaaand...here we go...finally...