It was a glorious morning for Shaq, for he has been elected once again to advertise! He was on cloud nine when he received the joyful news. Shaq had just woken up by the songs of the birds. "What a kawaii morning!" He squealed. He stretched and looked over at his alarm clock. "Ahh! I'll be late for my advertisements!" He shouted as he got dressed and left the ally way, with a toast in his mouth.
He finally got to the filming studio after running over old people and falling into trash cans. "Gomen'nasai mina! I didn't mean to be late on my first day!." Sadly, I was the filmmaker. "Stop being a weeaboo and get ready, were shooting in 20 minutes." He huffed and walked off to his room. "Please make me super kawaii dess!."
15 minutes later he came out of his room, skipping like he was a 6 year old girl. "I'm ready when you are Frank!" He said to me. "My name is *deleted*, we went over this already" I replied as I adjusted the camera to his face. "Alright were on in 3, 2, 1" the director announced. Now it was Shaq's time to 'shine'.
After the shooting and recording was complete Shaq went around and congratulated everyone on their first day, and then he walked up to me. "Good job! You were great!" He said cheerfully. "Yeah, thanks" I responded. All of a sudden, dat Boi unicycled into the studio. "It's dat Boi" I stated. "Oh shit waddup" he said. "Yo home dawg, hit me up with some weed" he asked. "You gotta stop speaking so loud, you'll make everyone notice" I whispered to him as a gave him a couple of blunts. He smiled and unicycled away.
Barney pulled up in his Mercedez and picked up Shaq. They were going to a fancy restaurant to meet Barak Obama. When they arrived, they greeted everyone. "It's an honor to meet you president!" Shaq said with joy. "As always" Obama replied shaking his hand. " M8, what you gonna do 'bout that orange-corn headed jerk?" Barney asked, obviously referring to Donald Trump. "Honestly, I can't do anything" Obama replied sadly. Just then, Shaq went to the bathroom. He pulled out his Death Note. "I need to help Obama Senpai!" He said as he eagerly write Donald Trump's name in the book. Shaq then returned to the table. "Yo fam! Check this out!" Barney showed Shaq his phone. 'Donald Trump, dies from a heart attack'. Shaq gasped, but it was a fake reaction, for he was the one who killed Donald Trump. "I guess we're saved" Obama said. "We sure are. Bernie for the win!" Shaq implied.
The next day, the death of Donald Trump was everywhere on the Internet. "It's about time he died" I said, reassured that America had hope. "Now we just have to get rid of Hilary" I added. Shaq came to the studio, acting suspicious. "What's wrong?" I asked him. "Since you're a good friend of mine I'll tell you" he came close to my ear and whispered "I killed Donald Trump." I stared laughing as soon as he said that, "don't be ridiculous!" I bloated. "I did! With the Death Note!" He said instantly. "Enough with your weeb shit" I said and he walked away.
Shaq was nervous for the next two weeks. He wasn't being his weeaboo self. LeBron James came to visit me, since we were close friends. "Yo what's good?" I asked him as we did our handshake. "Y'know the usual, being the best in the NBA and stuff" he replied. We chatted for a while and he had to leave, Thomas the Train was picking him up so they could shoot some hoops.
Shaq had started to talk less and less by the day so I asked if he's been doing alright but before I could say anything a got a message from dat Boi. "Yo that's freaky!" I exclaimed. "What?" Shaq asked quietly. "Hilary Clinton just died of a heart attack!" I answered. He stared sweating immensely. "I k-killed her" he said nervously. I slapped him. "Boi was good with you? You made me slap you silly!" I was annoyed at this point. "Don't believe me just look at the Note Book!" He shoved the Death Note into my arms. It was a legit Death Note with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton written in it. "Why haven't you killed Justin Bieber yet?" I asked. "Well, wait, why aren't you being terrified or anything?" He asked. "Because this is a great thing you did, just don't get out of hand with it I told him and he nodded.
