Shaq hasn't done any commercials yet, so he decided to go back to High School. He forgot how it felt to be in High School. He was very nervous, since a lot of people would make fun of him because of his personality. After he went to his locker, he sat in his Homeroom. Not many people watched anime because they matured. There are still those unfortunate ones that continue to watch it, like Shaq. He didn't speak a word until John Cena walked up to him. "Hey Shaq, what are you doing here? Aren't you suppose to be advertising Old Spice?" He asked. "The filming crew is on a break, so I decided I can finally get a high school degree" Shaq answered. "Kay" John replied and left afterwards. He went through the whole day, actually learning and being productive. After school, he went to his parents house since he lived in an alley way. " Konichiwa Oka-San!" He greeted his mother cheerfully. " Now how many times have I told you to talk like a human? You are not Japanese, so stop pretending!" She scolded him. "Oka-San! I identify as a Japanese person!" He replied. "You are a disgrace. Stop going on Tumblr! Stop being a weeaboo! What happened to your basketball career?!" She asked. The word "basketball" rung in his head. "Basketball.......basketball........basketball........ball is life!" He said. He realized he wasn't himself, that something and happened to him. "What's going on with me?! What the hell am I doing?!" He asked himself. "Find out for yourself Shaq. Also, why are you in our basement watching anime? You have your own house" she told him. "Yeah! You're right!" He stated. Later that day he went to his house, feeling the basketball glory. "What's going on with me? Why have I been acting like this?" He thought to himself. He scheduled an appointment.
