Shaq was getting ready to go to the hospital for his appointment. "I haven't been killing anyone with the death note yet....how the hell did I even get it in the first place? I'm just going to keep it a secret" he said to himself. He went to Dank Vill Hospital. "Right this way sir" the lady in the front guided Shaq. He then sat in a room, waiting for his docter. Bill Nye the Science Guy came in. "What are you doing here?" Shaq asked, confused. "I'll be your doctor today" he replied. "You're not even a doctor..." Shaq mumbled. "So what's your problem?" Bill asked. "I haven't been myself for several weeks now. I've had this weeaboo personality for a long time now." Shaq concluded. "I'm thinking you have Schizophrenia" Bill answered."Maybe" Shaq said. "I'm going to run some tests on you, to see if it's definite" Bill said. "Alright" Shaq said as he walked to the testing room. After several tests, Shaq was Schizophrenia negative. "I don't know what to tell you" said Bill. "This is all so confusing" Shaq said. "I'll recommend you to someone of great knowledge, the dark lord Chin Chin" Bill whispered to Shaq. "Where would I meet him?" Shaq asked. "He's probably in a closet or something" Bill replied. "Otay, I'll go now" Shaq said. Bill was right, Chin Chin was in Shaq's closet. "I seek your help Chin Chin!" Shaq exclaimed. "Ochin chin daisuki" *Translated: "state your problem"*. "I haven't been myself. I've had a weeaboo personality for a while and I don't have Schizophrenia" Shaq answered. "Ochin chin daisuki"*Translated: I can help you but you must make a sacrifice*. "All my anime merchandise, except Rem" Shaq said."Ochin chin daisuki"*Translated: fair enough. Someone has cursed you with a weeaboo personality because your memes are so spicy*."Wow, I never knew" Shaq replied. Chin Chin went back inside the closet and disappeared. "Who would curse me for having the spiciest memes?" Shaq asked himself. He thought long and hard. "Leafy would!" He shouted. He then went on google and searched Leafy's real name and wrote in the the Death Note. 60 seconds later, Shaq felt a scorching pain through his stomach. "The weeaboo me must've died when I killed Leafy, I'm cured" he thought. Little did Shaq know, more trouble was on his way.
