Shaq's Secret

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Many weeks had passed and Shaq has not spoken to anyone. It was almost like he was never there. Filthy Frank a.k.a my forever daddy senpai jk jk was on an investigation. "I'm the best detective ever, that's why they called me to find out how these popular but hated celebrities and political figures have been dying of heart attacks" Frank said. I knew who was behind the murders but I didn't want to be a rat. It didn't really matter because everyone that was being killed were people I disliked. Frank searched our studio for clues. Then Pink Guy rushed through the door. "B0ss! B0ss! I have a clues" he exclaimed. "Pink Guy! What? What is it?!" Frank asked eagerly. "I was thinking and one time I remember I was watching a shit called "Death Note". Although it was torture, Zack Effron had a book called a Death Note. So maybe le person killing persons had the book of death!" Pink Guy stated. "Pink Guy! That's a very good clue but stop bringing anime shit into this!" Frank said seriously. "But b0ss! Iz possibles!" Pink Guy exclaimed. Pink Guy was right. After a few hours, Frank left. All of a sudden, I heard Shaq screech. I quickly ran to his room and opened his door. "What's wrong?" I asked, concerned. "ASUNA DIED! BUT MY OTP MY OTP! KIRITO X ASUNA!!!!" He cried. "Good lord you're never going to have good taste in anime. Obviously she's going to come back to life somehow, this show is so shitty, it's predictable" I said. "Stop being such a hater dess!!!! How dare you have an opinion!!!" He replied with fury. "I have to go drink bleach now. Kys" I said as a sighed and walked out. Why was I worried anyways? I'll never know.

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