The gun that Kindvirus has discovered was no regular gun... It was a Colt Single Action Army! Otherwise known as the greatest handgun ever made! He has only heard stories of legends of myths of such an amazing weapon! He clutched the firearm in his right fin, completely contradicting the horrendous cover of this nonsensical book. His eyes could not believe he was holding, but the feel of that smooth ivory grip tells him all too well that he was indeed, in possession of it. His fins began shaking as he carefully held the dangerous weapon. He noticed the gun was fully loaded. All six chambers filled with bullets capable of devastating damage to mere flesh. "Ah, ah, ah, ah." he chuckled as he began spinning the gun.
Kindvirus had always wanted to spin a Colt Single Action Army since he was just a young fry. He wanted to play with the risk of accidentally firing the gun whilst making tricks & flips with it, even if it meant taking his own life, for it was simply for the thrill of it while also looking like a 'complete badass'. He began to laugh like a complete maniac when he managed to catch the gun right after flipping it up in the air. It was at that moment, he saw a bright, mystical light shine in front of him. At first, he was absolutely confused by the sudden happening. Then, a gruff, old voice that sounded like it was full of wisdom spoke. "Unhand that fire-spitting weapon, you finned fiend!" The light faded and revealed... A wizard!
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A Gun And Some Wizard Person
Science FictionA fish finds a gun and a wizard appears to warn them the dangers of using it. Afterwards, the fish holds said wizard at gunpoint.
