What are One Direction doing under my bed!?

Chapter 1

Okay.

I hope you find this book funny because I'm not the most humorous person in the universe. Even though some people say that I'm funny (which I'm not).

I hope you enjoy...

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Lacy's POV

Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep!

"Er... Stop meeping bird." I murmured into my pillow.

The bird kept meeping.

"Oh SHUTUP!" I screamed, blindly attacking the bird, well that's what I think it was...

I heard a crash. Whoops, I'll fix that later.

I opened my eyes. My lamp and my alarm clock were on the floor. I carefully stepped around the debris of my crazy outburst and proceded to the door.

Someone was standing at the door. It was Kelly, her eyes wide with fear.

"What was that Lacy?" She asked.

"That was just the tickle monster... And it's coming to get you!" Kelly screamed as I chased her around the house until I reached her.

"Nom nom nom nom." I said as I pretended to eat her.

"Noooooo!" She screamed.

"Girls, girls." Mum laughed.

"Stop being silly before school."

"Yes Mrs Mummy." I said and sat down.

"Now Mr Tickle Monster wants some food!" I said, rubbing my belly.

"Get your own food!" Mum said.

Kelly poked her tounge out at me, I poked mine back.

"Okay Mrs Mummy." I said as I walked to the fridge.

"What do you want Kelly?"

"Toastie." She replied.

"Okay. I'll get you a toasted sandwich." I pretended to sulk as I got the equipment ready.

-One Toasted Sandwich Later-

"I want another one!" Kelly whined.

"Okay. But just ONE. Okay?"

Kelly nodded.

-Two Toasted Sandwiches Later-

"CRAP!" I yelled.

"Language Lacy."

"Crap crap crap crap!" Kelly said.

"School starts in half an hour!" I said while rushing up the stairs.

"Half an hour is heaps of time!" Mum yelled from the doorway.

"Well, you don't know me." I murmured as I rushed up the stairs.

I entered the bathroom. Dad had long gone but the mess he had left hadn't.

"We really need a second bathroom." I said to myself as I went for my toothbrush.

"EW... It's wet!" I said as I picked it up.

I opened the cupboard and got out my pink makeup bag.

Yes, the makeup bag is full of toothbrushes. I use a new one everyday.

I got out a pink toothbrush and proceded to complete my daily schedule.

I grabbed the hair curler and curled the ends of my hair. It looks pretty on me.

I put my hair in a ponytail. We aren't allowed to put makeup on for school, but I'm not really interested in makeup anyway.

I grabbed my school uniform and put it on. This whole process took twenty minutes. I'm going to have to run to school again. I grabbed my bag and locked the door.

I made it to school just in time. I opened my locker and grabbed my books then shoved my bag in and locked my locker.

Lucy was waiting for me at her locker.

"Hey Loopy!" I said.

"Hey Selfie. I like your hair today."

"Good or bad?" I asked.

"Good. You should rush it more often."

"I know why I got a C in pe now." I said.

"Why?" Lucy asked as we started to walk to FM403, our homeroom.

"I'm not the fittest..."

"Your totally fit!" Lucy cut me off.

"Oh wait... That's not what you meant..." She smiled.

"NO. Stop thinking One Direction!" I screamed.

"It's torture!"

"I can't." She said.

I don't like where this is going...

"They're in Australia."

This set Lucy off. She started to squeal in my ear. Damn! My poor eardrums.

"And guess what?" She squealed.

"What?" I asked.

"They're in SYDNEY!"

Great. Why must fate be so mean?

We walked to homeroom, where the whole class had disolved into a mass of crazed fangirls.

Great. Just great.

Today's going to be so fun! I thought as I sat down next to Lucy.

And by fun, I mean torturous.

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